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My Friend, Lulu Belle
Contributed by
norm
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Wednesday, 17th December 2003 @ 09:21:07 AM in AEST
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I have a little puppy and it's name is Lulu Belle,
I play with little Lulu and it makes me feel so swell.
The problem with my Lulu is she piddles on the floor,
I said to little Lulu, "Lulu, piddle nevermore!"
Now,Lulu is a pookah, a breed of my invention,
Don't ask me how to breed her, to tell, I've no intention,
She is cute and she is smart, but you see, she isn't there,
That's an oddity with pookahs, it is hard for some to bare.
Those who think I'm slightly whacky, and those who think I'm mad,
You have no imagination, and for that, it's very bad,
If you wish to see my Lulu , come around 'bout four Pee Em,
And you'll see my little pookah, just as plain as any rem.
When Lulu Belle's a mother and puppies, she has ten,
You can have your pick of babies, they'll be beautiful by then,
But we have a little problem, that's to find a pookah lad,
When they mate it's hard to see them, and of course, that's rather sad.
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norm
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Re: My Friend, Lulu Belle
(User Rating: 1 ) by jaeann on
Wednesday, 17th December 2003 @ 11:55:43 AM AEST (User
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Lula Belle's a pookah
of that i can now see
when she has her pookah pups
please save a cute one for me.............. |
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Re: My Friend, Lulu Belle
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kie on
Wednesday, 17th December 2003 @ 03:50:53 PM AEST (User
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SMILING! So very adorable, cute, witty!
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Re: My Friend, Lulu Belle
(User Rating: 1 ) by lovingcritters on
Wednesday, 17th December 2003 @ 06:57:49 PM AEST (User
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Dear Norm,
What an adorable poem, of little LuLu femme.
I can see through Pookahs, and I see her well.
I'd love to have one of her puppies, for 6 real ones I already have.
One more little pookah of LuLu's will be just the same!
What other pookahs do you have Norm?
We'd love to hear!!!!
ConSue
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