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Santa's Innocence
Contributed by
irshprnss
on
Sunday, 14th December 2003 @ 07:56:14 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I saw santa smile today
As she climbed onto his lap
And when he asked her what she wanted
She simply stated a slap
Santa could barely stay on the chair
Couldn’t believe what he just heard
With all the strength he had inside
He asked....”repeat the word”
She looked at him and stated
“A slap is all I ask today”
He didn’t know what to do
Sat their all amazed
Finally he turned and told her
Please bend over my dear
He gave her the slap she wanted
Right their on her rear
Then she stood up Happy and content
She gotta what she wanted for x-mas
And no letter need be sent
She wasn’t sure she’d get it
Santa normally fills requests in pen
But she couldn’t write this one down
What would the elves think then
No toy they could make
To fill her fantasy
Yeah there are some toys that could be made
But not ones to fill Her needs
Look at all he gives the world
So he better fulfill her demands
cause those who get none outside their stockings
Aren’t very jolly men
Mrs. Clause turned and walked away
Santa sat their all confused
What is innocence anyway santa
Mrs. Clause needed you
Copyright ©
irshprnss
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2003-12-14 07:56:14]
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Re: Santa's Innocence
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by desertrose on
Sunday, 14th December 2003 @ 08:14:40 AM AEST
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Wasn't very funny but good try lol
Rose
http://www.todays-woman.net
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Re: Santa's Innocence
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Sunday, 14th December 2003 @ 08:27:59 AM AEST
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Lovely write... enjoyed the read..
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Re: Santa's Innocence
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by PhantomVampyress on
Sunday, 14th December 2003 @ 09:35:37 PM AEST
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lol this was funny and cute.. i enjoyed it hehe good one diana
great job
peace joy and hope
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