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I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!)
Contributed by
kay-p-m-devenish
on
Saturday, 29th November 2003 @ 05:26:03 PM in AEST
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Santa Clause is in the wars
with me this Christmas time,
in fact I'm apt to think that stinkin' little grub is 'slime.'
He promises that 'If we're good we'll get the thing we ask.'
BUT last year and the years before,
I found out...THAT was FARCE!
( I'd like to kick in him in his bloomin faRce!)
What a lying lump of fat
to tell a fib like that!!
He's about to get THE WORST from me,
he can take his cards and stocking
and then SHOVE the bloody lot!
(and that includes his tinsel Christmas tree!)
I was good all through the years
I did more than my share,
but while others sang out cheers
I sang out:'This stocking's BARE!'
('Taint fair!)
Now I've had enough of it
and on that red bummed clown I spit...
(spit...spit...spit!)
Santa ,
Don't go flying past
my place this Christmas eve,
if you do,I'm GETTIN' YOU
and punchin you until you leave...
your ho ho's bound ta be
stuck upon my Christmas tree...
where everyone will see
a red-faced well placed yule time HE.
(He he he he he!...SUCH glee!)
All I ever wanted was the TRUE LOVE
that I asked for,
that was ALL I wanted every year...
but ...
now I don't want it 'no' more,
I only want an even score,
and I'll be getting even (have no fear)
Santa ...get your mitts off pal,
or else stay clear of this OLD gal
'cause I have had enough of all your crap,
The stocking that is empty
' round your fat neck will wrap,
be warned mate,
'Stay AWAY from here,'
'cause if you don't...
I'm gettin'
YOU
this year !
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kay-p-m-devenish
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Re: I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!)
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 29th November 2003 @ 05:36:40 PM AEST
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| Very clever, interesting rhyme sceme, good phonetics |
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Re: I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!)
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Saturday, 29th November 2003 @ 08:57:06 PM AEST
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Thanks Kay...ths one tore me up... Loved it..
Happy Holidays
Hugs
Jenni |
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Re: I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!)
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by Vitreous_Soul on
Sunday, 30th November 2003 @ 06:30:09 AM AEST
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| This was GREAT! Just one thing: save some of that punk for me! He owes us all!!!! Time to pay the piper! |
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