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The Rapist

Contributed by norm on Thursday, 20th November 2003 @ 12:14:43 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



It's hard to tell you how I feel,
The therapist in my life is real,
She wants to help for me to see,
How super healthy I can be.

She runs me up and down the floor,
If I would stay she'd give me more,
She places me upon machines,
Just like you see in fitness zines.

I twist and turn and stretch and bend,
Make sure I don't wind up on end,
For dizzy like an old wimp coot,
From where this comes, I search the root.

It's much too soon to see success,
I'll keep it up until, unless,
I come to grips with certain facts,
I spent my life in hurtful acts.

Everyone I know needs help,
From this one called a therapist,
And if she's also cute to boot
I won't squeal if she is kissed.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-11-20 12:14:43]
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Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Thursday, 20th November 2003 @ 12:42:05 PM AEST
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cute
Shari


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Thursday, 20th November 2003 @ 12:42:07 PM AEST
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cute
Shari


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by 13Hopes on Thursday, 20th November 2003 @ 01:01:56 PM AEST
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I wish my PT was cute.
Nice read

Cheers
#13


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Thursday, 20th November 2003 @ 06:56:12 PM AEST
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Nice one, Norm,.thanks for the smile...
Jenni


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 21st November 2003 @ 02:50:24 AM AEST
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Well, Norm, I must say.
You are in rare form today.
To have a cute therapist,
run you up and down just for a kist.
I never could figure you out.
You fall in and fall all about.
But somehow it all works out OK?
The therapist age? or did you say?
Loved your poem, you're so funny in every way!
lovingcritters
ConSue


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Friday, 21st November 2003 @ 02:31:09 PM AEST
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At last you've given me an idea
I must away and write it
keep your eyes upon my list
I hope that you will sight it

It comes from going in to see
my Dentist yesterday
a bit like your the-rapist chum
in a similar sadistic way

bob

bob


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Friday, 21st November 2003 @ 02:31:43 PM AEST
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At last you've given me an idea
I must away and write it
keep your eyes upon my list
I hope that you will sight it

It comes from going in to see
my Dentist yesterday
a bit like your the-rapist chum
in a similar sadistic way

bob

bob


Re: The Rapist (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Friday, 21st November 2003 @ 02:33:40 PM AEST
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At last you've given me an idea
I must away and write it
keep your eyes upon my list
I hope that you will sight it

It comes from going in to see
my Dentist yesterday
a bit like your the-rapist chum
in a similar sadistic way

bob

bob




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