|
 Menu
|
|
|
|
|
Social
|
|
|
|
|
DOCTOR ME?
Contributed by
Robert_Edgar_Burns
on
Sunday, 25th August 2002 @ 07:46:16 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
|
I’d like to be a doctor,
Of Gynecology.
I really have to practice,
On one, or two, or three.
So if you’d like to volunteer,
Won’t you please drop me a line.
My office hours for now will be
Whenever you find the time.
I put this on the front page,
Of yesterdays Gazette.
It really seems quite strange to me,
I haven’t got a phone call yet.
Where I got my license I really forget.
But I think it was from the internet.
I have it framed and hanging on my wall,
So I’m standing by to receive your call.
Finally a woman called and said she’d like to come.
I said you’re a girl, you’re nobody's’ son.
She said dear sir don’t you want me to come by?
I said certainly not! I’m a Guy-na-cologist guy!
But if you need a His-ter-ectomy, you can come on by!
rob.burns2@verizon.net
homepage.mac.com/robertburns2/…
Humorous Poetry
Copyright ©
Robert_Edgar_Burns
... [
2002-08-25 07:46:16]
(Date/Time posted on
site)
Advertisments:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
|
|
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry
Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any
comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please
contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title
etc.
|
|
|
Re: DOCTOR ME?
(User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on
Sunday, 25th August 2002 @ 09:17:53 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| LMAO.....this is so cute...I love it!! |
|
|
Re: DOCTOR ME?
(User Rating: 1 )
by Mystery_Girl on
Sunday, 25th August 2002 @ 12:22:00 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| rofl......a humorous side here Rob ...hope u are well...Tanya....:-) |
|
|
Re: DOCTOR ME?
(User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Wednesday, 28th August 2002 @ 12:35:44 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
LMAO!!! Really enjoyed this Rob.... take care..
Jenni |
|
|
|
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
