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Sex After Age Fifty
Contributed by
norm
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Saturday, 15th November 2003 @ 10:36:12 AM in AEST
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From some of the poetry I have read,
I have calculated in my head,
Some of you gals are much too frisky,
And in that case, it's much too risky.
The facts indicate you're much too old,
For some of you, you're much too bold,
When everything is said and done,
There is an age to give up fun.
For if you don't, I'll tell you this,
Some maladies, you will not miss.
You're better off just playing whist,
If you've done more than being kissed.
If you've had more than pat on wrist.
You'll understand, you'll get the gist,
If you've done more, with nothing missed.
Whatever you did, I'll hereby list:
Your eyes will pop, your toes will curl,
Your knees will creak, like ancient girl.
A pain in back, your teeth will clack,
Your ears will ring, your nose will ding.
Your head will reel, you'll lose your feel.
Your chest will rale, your mind will sail,
Or maybe fail, beyond the pale.
your pitter-patter will sound like hail.
It's O.K. to hold, For me to scold,
If you are gonna be too bold,
Is gauche, my dears, allay your fears,
To love A-one.. is in arrears.
I say to you, be sure to heed,
At fifty plus, should be no need,
Don't start to play the marching bands,
Be satisfied, just holding hands.
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: Sex After Age Fifty
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by Jellybellyprincess on
Saturday, 15th November 2003 @ 11:04:21 AM AEST
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This one made me laugh.... I like it norm =)
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Re: Sex After Age Fifty
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by lovingcritters on
Saturday, 15th November 2003 @ 12:57:40 PM AEST
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The very assisity of this whole poem.
how dare you assess a Miss of 66
in the light you have fixed, why I've heard tell
those that accuse can't do so unless they themselves had done so!
Answer me this, Mr. Turkill is it not true it takes "one to know one?" I suppose you'll change your view, and say, "twas just for fun! Well, we lady poetessssss will get you back. Come ladies get your pens...we'll show you who wears "depends!" Holding hands, My foot! Where can I empty the soot after I burn this crook? You'll be swinging all right, when we hang you up nice and tight.
Hang on to your hat....the next post will be for you...the most!
lovingcritters
& maxine,,,She's really upset about this! |
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Re: Sex After Age Fifty
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by norm on
Saturday, 15th November 2003 @ 02:03:54 PM AEST
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Lady poetesses, I do declair,
certainly you must be aware,
The laws of nature dictate low,
Why blame me, what's so is so.
If you feel you're getting gyped,
I'll be darned and double dipped,
Get a lawyer, I won't hatecha,
You can sue sweet Mother Nature.
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Re: Sex After Age Fifty
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by shelby on
Saturday, 15th November 2003 @ 02:25:12 PM AEST
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Gee Norm thanks alot
now you make me think alot
I just had a birthday now I feel old
but no Norm you I wont scold, lol!!
this is way cute Norm I love you!!
michelle |
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Re: Sex After Age Fifty
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by emystar on
Sunday, 16th November 2003 @ 08:57:48 AM AEST
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yeah, it is a bit funny!
Good work1
peace, joy, luv,
emy |
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Re: Sex After Age Fifty
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by Merry on
Monday, 17th November 2003 @ 09:03:58 PM AEST
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my dearest norm
you shouldn't scorn
the sexy kitties
in their fifties
sex is grand
as long as you can
so why stop
at 5 0's clock
when all the lady wants
is one more......
i like the poem - it's very cute.
grinning
merry
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