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My Virtual Reality
Contributed by
twinkletoes
on
Wednesday, 12th November 2003 @ 09:54:08 PM in AEST
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Every one said computers
were the way to go.
Internet technology
is what we all should know.
But I don't think it's a good thing, cause you...
Can't sing, when your typeing
you can't walk, when your keying.
You can't communicate, when your surfing,
and-you-can't-see-who-your-writtin'-to.
I used to own this note pad
the sprial and paper-pen type.
But I bought myself some gigs
and got wrapped up in the hype.
But I don't think it's a good thing, cause you...
Can't sing, when your typeing
you can't walk, when your keying.
You can't communicate, when your surfing,
and-you-can't-see-who-your-writtin'-to.
My virtual-reality-poetry-experience
has brought me way un-done.
And my skin is now all white
cause I don't go in the sun.
But I think this is a good thing, cause you...
Can't get melanomas, when your keying,
you can't get run over, when your surfing.
You can't walk under a ladder, when your not walking.
And you can't get lost-in-a-big-city...
Unless you have a mobile computer...
I wonder if Rupert Murdoch has a mobile computer?
The porn sites are the best
well, that's what I was told,
but since I signed up on that site-
three-rubber-dildos I've been sold.
But I don't think that's a good thing, cause...
You can't have sex, while your keying,
you can't screw, when your surfing.
You can't tounge-a-computer-screen, when your kissing.
And-you-can't-see-who-your-having-mutal-masturbation with.
I wonder if I've had mutal-masturbation with Rupert Murdoch?
Well I'll sell this damn computer,
in the trading post.
But I've been told it's worth stuff all
and you know what hurts the most?
I bought it for four thousand-six-months-ago...
and now it is worth nothin'.
You can't make money, on a 'puter,
you don't make money, while your surfing.
You go broke quick, buying new computers.
And you think your talking-to-a-real-cool-dude-and-they-really-are-a-loser...
They really are an axe murderer...
They really are Hannibal...
They really are a sex-maniac...
And they really are a junkie...
and one of them could be Rupert Murdoch...
or worse me.....
Copyright ©
twinkletoes
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2003-11-12 21:54:08]
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Re: My Virtual Reality
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by Schnikes13 on
Wednesday, 12th November 2003 @ 10:17:45 PM AEST
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HILARIOUS!
"I wonder if I've had mutal-masturbation with Rupert Murdoch?"
That killed me!
Great job! |
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Re: My Virtual Reality
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by Rakerman1999 on
Thursday, 13th November 2003 @ 12:01:41 AM AEST
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lmao....aint it the truth brother...aint it the truth. Thanks for a good laugh!
Larry |
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