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A Letter To My Pets
Contributed by
The_Phantom
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Sunday, 2nd November 2003 @ 01:26:22 PM in AEST
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To my pets, while living in my home you must follow a few steps,
ONE, the litter box is not the beach, don't dig in and find something to eat,
Contrary to your belief the stairs were not built by NASCAR,
No need to race me down, cause if I trip and fall I'll lose the fight with the ground,
TWO, my leg is not a scatching post, don't dig in cause it will hurt,
The bathroom does not have an escape door,
I don't need your company, I won't sneak out, and end up on the bottom floor,
Two o'clock in the morning is not the time to tell me you need to go out,
And don't drink from the toilet and come lick me in the mouth,
THREE, don't dig holes in the backyard, this isn't Alcatraz, you won't get far,
Don't curl up between my legs and go to sleep,
Cause when something gets excited flesh and claws don't agree,
Don't chase cars, cause some aren't going anywhere and they hit hard,
If you follow these rules we will have a happy life together,
If you don't I will give you away to Helen Keller,
So come on and give me a kiss, but brush your teeth,
Because that toilet seat is nasty if you ask me.
Forever Faithful
The Phantom
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2003-11-02 13:26:22]
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Re: A Letter To My Pets
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by aboutdesouffle on
Sunday, 2nd November 2003 @ 01:42:52 PM AEST
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| Very interesting poem, Phantom. I especially like the bit about flesh and claws not agreeing... very true |
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Re: A Letter To My Pets
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Sunday, 2nd November 2003 @ 01:49:18 PM AEST
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Hehehe Matt..this is a great poem..I love it.... esp these lines...
"Don't curl up between my legs and go to sleep,
Cause when something gets excited flesh and claws don't agree,"
Keep 'em cming, my friend..
Hugs
Jenni
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Re: A Letter To My Pets
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by Daniela_Maria_Violin on
Sunday, 2nd November 2003 @ 09:02:41 PM AEST
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That line about NASCAR is sooo true for cats.
Mine races around all the time for no apparent reason, it's hilarious. Also loved the line about the litterbox not being a beach...lol
I love this... great write Phantom! |
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Re: A Letter To My Pets
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by jaeann on
Monday, 3rd November 2003 @ 06:43:37 PM AEST
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love it love it love it!!!!!!!
omg......i have siamese hellions......i know of what you speak.......... |
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Re: A Letter To My Pets
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 15th April 2004 @ 03:34:27 PM AEST
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ohhh matt this is precious and purrrrfect:) woof woof hugs n' love nessa
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