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REAL WOMAN!!!
Contributed by
LJ
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Wednesday, 21st August 2002 @ 08:16:55 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I’m not a size three
I’ve tried standing to pee
I don’t like high shoes
I can handle my booze
I have a kind heart
Want to hear my fart
I am sensitive and cry
Take my food…I wouldn’t try
Your jeans I patch
My butt I scratch
Makeup and pearls
Just one of the girls
I won’t pass mom’s test
I belch like the best
Mom says I lack couth
Ain’t that the truth
These womanly features
Moms are the best teachers
Copyright ©
LJ
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2002-08-21 20:16:55]
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Re: REAL WOMAN!!!
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by Thumbsucker on
Thursday, 22nd August 2002 @ 02:45:58 AM AEST
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Hi there L J,
Another vintage L J poem. I`ve always loved this payful, free spirit side of you L J. I`ve also tried standing to pee.....it`s no big deal. Thumb
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Re: REAL WOMAN!!!
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by LJ on
Friday, 23rd August 2002 @ 01:25:31 PM AEST
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It may be no big deal for you....you have the right equipment! It is a lot harder work for those of us that are women!
Thanks!
me |
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Re: REAL WOMAN!!!
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by mckayla on
Thursday, 16th January 2003 @ 12:49:24 PM AEST
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| my mom has called me a barbarian! so I know how you feel. I liked this poem! Thank you for sharing it |
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