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Opera's Loss
Contributed by
norm
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Sunday, 19th October 2003 @ 02:31:26 PM in AEST
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The world, were it to let me sing
I think I would change everything,
You wonder why that this is so,
It's 'cause my voice is very low.
By low, I mean, it's base, indeed,
By base, I mean, it's reeks like weed,
By weed, I mean, you and I'd,
We'd sit around and get pie-eyed.
No, No, I lost the thread quite sane,
I'm like a fool lost in the rain,
I think that I would start again,
Except you'd think me quite insane.
I mean to say, my voice is bad,
I always felt that this is sad,
Milan and Paris would scream, "Encore,"
Instead of yelling, "Remove the bore!"
So opera houses please demand,
For me to sing quite out of hand.
If there is that, you'd want to do,
I'd be the first to root for you.
There's nothing else I want as much,
From you therefore, I'd make a touch
Take music lessons by the score,
Or drink my beer, it's likely more.
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: Opera's Loss
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by Ilhar on
Sunday, 19th October 2003 @ 03:12:48 PM AEST
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cute
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Re: Opera's Loss
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 19th October 2003 @ 03:41:58 PM AEST
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| heee heee! I love it! |
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Re: Opera's Loss
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by lovingcritters on
Sunday, 19th October 2003 @ 04:17:09 PM AEST
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Norm Tur KEL,
You'd never be a bore, you could sing in a well.
But if you're drinking liquors please don't go to an OpereeeeHouse near!
Or try to make singing your career....
You might sneer, or peer, or even tear.
We like you here, with out you, the fun would disappear! With, or without your beer! *smiles*
lovingcritters
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Re: Opera's Loss
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by POOBEAR on
Sunday, 19th October 2003 @ 04:53:27 PM AEST
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Hello Norm,
This is really funny. Thanks because I needed
a laugh!
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Re: Opera's Loss
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Monday, 20th October 2003 @ 07:16:46 AM AEST
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Cute and humorous,,, I can't sing either,, (dunno why my brother calls me 'Dolly Parton'????)
Thanks for the smiles
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