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DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
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merry
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
PLEASE DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
lovingcritters
YOUR BIG CHAIR SITS TOO CLOSE TO THE FOX LAIR
SO, IF YOU SIT THERE, YOU WILL GET QUITE A SCARE!
roisin
Don't you sit in the big wooden chair
Please don't sit long in the big old chair
rakerman
You don't sit in the big chair.
Dont you DARE,
sit there,
in the big chair.
saira
Don't sit in the big chair
Please sit here, don't in the big broken chair
dreamweaver
I said, Absolutely don't sit!
Beware the big chair, don't sit in it,
Don't sit in the big chair.
saira
Listen! Don't sit in the big chair
Do NOT sit in the big chair!
philipa
Don't you sit in that big chair.
That's not for you, stay away from there!
merry
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
ladyfawn
hey! absolutely dont sit in the big chair!!
its for my butt alone, just want you aware!
squeakymouse
Don't sit in the big chair,
Don't sit in the big chair,
I told you once, I made it clear,
Get your butt right out of there,
Don't sit in the big chair.
daniela-maria-violin
Don't sit in the big chair
Why? Why aren't we sitting there?
I dunno, but Merry said so
norm
I heard not to sit in the big chair
I however, will sit anywhere
Who among you really care,
Give me five or put it there..
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR!
squeakymouse
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
SO DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
MERRY IS ALREADY THERE
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
norm
Merry, Merry, quite contrary,
Sit ye not in chair of cherry,
Oak or walnut wood be better
Up to me, I'd surely let her.
jellybeanprincess
If you stare at the chair
by the stair over there
the glare
makes the hair
on the back of your neck
like a prickly pear.
Don't sit in that char
by the stair over there,
and beware
of the glare.
Just thought I'd make you
aware.
norm
Merry, Jelly must be sisters
Warning people about the blisters,
That you get when first you set
On the BIG chair when it's wet.
I thank them for their great concern
Not only that you get a burn,
When BIG chair warns you keep away,
Don't come again some other day...
merry
don't sit in the big chair
don't. don't don't......
sit in the big chair
don't
sit
in
the
big
chair
norm
I absolutely can't believe
about the chair there is such peeve,
someone's laughing up their sleeve
I'd like to take BIG chair and heave...
daniela-maria-violin
I'd like to heave too
Isn't this over... boo hoo hoo
I want to sit in that big chair
I want to sit in it over there
Let me sit in it, can't you see
There's no reason not to dear merry
(lol... this could go on forever....)
norm
I'll go this route, it's not my way,
Sometimes I even have my say,
The chair so BIG can dance a jig,
And frankly I sure don't give a fig..
As you can see it starts to pall
and then again, it starts to gall,
Take BIG chair from where it stood
and chop it up for firewood...
Kirby
Don't sit in the big Chair
It's full of tears and despair
Don’t' sit in the big chair
Enough have already been there
Don't sit in the big chair
tis' only a darn chair what do u want with it?
Do you desire the worlds' hate on your shoulders.
if so...then you should have been God's twin
So DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
IT'S FULL OF THE WORLDS DESPAIR
lovingcritters
I think Norm has had too many a try
If I see his post again, the chair & I will cry
He said the Big Chair was wet!
And I say to Norm...did you forget?
You were the last one there to sit!
Looks pretty suspicious to me
That when you sit in the Big Chair
then get up it's full of whatever you see! (Wheeeeee that was close!}
squeakymouse
I stare
at the chair
and am aware
of the care
that the tear
made from wear
by the bear
with brown hair
was repaired.
So Don't Sit In The Big Chair!
norm
I think all you guys are 'round the bend
The BIG chair I took and I did send,
To a place where a chair will end
As kindling wood you cannot mend.
Say no more, it's out the door
The chair you'll see, nevermore,
I chopped it, burned it, had a bash,
Now, where will you put your ash?
lovingcritters
Norm Turkel, I think you're a bum
Never in all my life have I met such scum.
To Take Merry's chair, chop & shred....
Poor thing is in ashes and nearly dead.
What you don't know my damaging Don
Is, I sneaked in while you were gone...
I replaced Merry's chair and put it back
Now don't go in there anymore to sit in Merry's chair
I used to be an "End Tackle" in the Football Fair....
Don't touch that chair, Norm Turkel.....
If you want to stay on your feet and feel well!
You are just a "Party Pooper," Turkel.....
merry
norm don't sit in the big chair
it will hug you like a bear
squish and squash you to a pulp
eat you up in one big gulp
the big chair stands not sits
whoever passes must admit
it is the biggest chair in town
and whoever sits there is a clown
SO DON"T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
IT IS RESERVED........hehehehehe
for one as rare as truth was he
once i sat upon his knee
you'll take a tumble and a fall
if you should waste your time at all
norm
I really mustn't try to see
what this chair has done to me.
I shake, and tremble the whole day thru,
I'm blinkin', sinkin' just like you,
I wonder how I reached this state,
If I spoke to, I'd ask my mate,
she's already gone away
To a town across the bay.
About this BIG chair I must say,
I tossed the ash at Mandalay,
A flying fish caught it in his mouth
And was last seen heading south.
I might be wrong, not Mandalay,
It might have been the Great South Bay,
No matter which, the 'Critters' lass
Cannot do for she must pass.
You may ask, how do I know,
Well, my wife she told me so,
"The BIG chair has to go", she said
"It's it or me, Get out my bed."
Come on guys and come on gals
be my friends and be my pals,
There isn't more than I can peep,
or else I'll have nowhere to sleep.
merry
listen norm if you don't behave
the big chair is coming after you
it's like an ent and it can walk
it will grab you by the..ahem...
so just do as you've been asked
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
lovingcritters
Dear Mer,
I think Norm the bum has stuck again.
I posted quite a long reply this a.m.
Telling you what to watch out for
When it came to Norm...and your door!
Now it was all about him changing the subject
And how he would do it is quite a trick...
It's obviously he has sneaked into the forum
and deleted all my decorum
I just said that the person you should tell Mer
If he should dare sit in your chair was his wife Sher
She knows he cant stay true, for he is always
stepping out on her too!
So I just said, "Watch him as he changes his tune!
From chair to bed....that's how he does it I said.
But everyone calm down here
I've sent for reinforcements, in the form of an Englishman
You all know him by his last name Wrybod...
And if Norm should try to sit in your chair....
Bob Wrybod is on his way and will sit there
Never fear Mer, alls under control...Wrybod will console.
Well, I hope this one gets to you...he's now stealing the email too
norm
Thank you 'critters' you called for bob,
Too many babes, made my head throb,
Now bob, and I can take in stride,
10 loud babes to take a ride.
Now, let's face facts, The chair must go,
BIG chair is good for a simple schmo
Which one of you babes wish to sit therein,
Be you fat or be you thin.
BIG chair, BIG chair, you've got no hair
You're balding wood like Robin Hood,
In Sherwood forest your mammy grew,
An oak tree on a field of blue.
Whichever tree that gave you nod
I'll cut it down with BIG wrybod,
He'll help for sure he's fine to know,
He's got an axe, he'll swing it low.
lovingcritters
Dear Mer,
We have him on the run now, by Gum
For Wrybod used to work with cement
He'll fix that Norm Bug to relent...
After he impounds him in cement!
Hurry Wyrbod, we need to you to help us out
If I could scream loud enough I'd shout
All the way over the Sea.....Please Wrybod
Come Rescue Mer and Me!
And what ever you do
Don't let him sit in Mer's pew, Please!
merry
wrybod, wrybod he's our man
to the rescue quick of hand
boost me up to the highest seat
when at last we finally meet
BIG CHAIR frowns
throws me down
not even wrybod can keep me there
in that BIG old nasty CHAIR
norm you naughty old billy goat
you go on so and you gloat
such a man - such a man
sounds like you've got a plan
to entertain and tickle us
while we all sit in the BIG CHAIR thus
the winds will blow
the sign will fall
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
will be buried in the snow
and we will climb atop this stump
and give it a good hard thump
but still i wonder is it wise
to go against what is inscribed
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
lovingcritters
Dear Mer,
We must save the chair!
I just heard from Wrybod....he's made it
over the ocean, but can't find his way
to your site.....better give him a holler
before the sun goes down and there's no light.
He's anxious to come to help we dames in distress
I can't sleep until he gets her, there’s no rest!
I think Norm flew the coup today,
because he knows that Bob is on his way.
Find Bob Mer, before someone else sits in your chair.
lovingcritters
ConSueMate
lovingcritters
Dear Mer, just received an SOS from guess who?
He says his AOL is out, and has the flu.
He can't get out not even on YPDC
I told you this is how it would be.
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses.....
So I guess I have to post this for Norm....
This what he says to say!
Limerick style....can't play today......Monday,
is critique day......I'm in trouble....
(Boy you can say that again!) *smiles* that was me Lovingcritters!
This is Norm's limerick....he loves to show off...'cause I can do this gemerrick.....Oh,
Sorry, I got carried away..
This is what Norm has to say...
I saw a sweet girl in the chair
She only had on underwear.
I told the shy cops,
She was nipping the Schnappes,
They said, "See if she’s human or bear?"
Sounds to me like the young lady hasn't been drinking.....Ahem....but someone
else has????Guess who? critters speaking here..
Bob Oh Please come help us....everyone has started to drink, everyone that is
but me.....I poured mine down the sink!
I told you Norm would do this didn't I?
_________________
norm
I'm back, I'm back, I will attack,
The chair must go, I told you so,
The drunken girl, whose name is Merle,
Saw me burn BIG chair's astern.
The stern pure means the chairs behind,
That's where one sits, if I don't mind,
But mind I do, So no can do,
Get me paper, plain or lined.
I must write my testament
Which is my will for what I meant,
The 'critters' lass wants all my dough
And leave poor Shirl out in the snow.
It seems to me, I've got the goods,
Papa bear, who lives in the woods
owns BIG chair and he's the one
Wants no one sitting in the sun.
His porridge's cold please be so bold
Sit in BIG chair, the bear will scold,
Merry, Merry, leave the scene
papa bear can get awful mean.
jaeann
what do i care
about a chair
so many are there
under the chair
looks like a lair
they sat on my hair
no i don't care
to sit in the chair
it's really not fair
uh oh here comes papa bear
he cares
who sits in his chair
oh no they pulled his hair
they have no flair
or narry a care
for sitting under his chair
was just a dare
should a sent a hare
or maybe a mare
to sit in the chair
but they're all waiting there
under his chair
no no no don't sit there
in that big chair
OH NO look at papa bear
on him they poured nair
he hasn't any more hair
sitting there bare
in his big chair
papa bear
on the chair
covered in nair
without any hair
is very rare
so next time papa bear
goes to his chair
he might be more aware
of who is under his chair
before he sits there!!!!
_________________
lovingcritters
Oh dear Jaymee,
How glad I am to see you,
Even with a bear and no hair....
We can't allow anyone to sit in the Big chair.
It's Mer's chair, and she asked me just the other day.
"Will you guard my property?"
I promised her I would, if I could
Then that Norm fella from Floridahhhhh
tried to burn it and ash it in some bay
And he thinks I want his money....?
that's really funny....he hasn't got any today
Nor a window to throw it from,
He's got stock in AOL......and they just fell!
KEEP THE BEAR WITH NO HAIR SITTING IN THE BIG CHAIR!
Thanks loads Jaymee, I'm bringing my Mare to sit in the chair,
but its quite a long ride to get her there!
norm
A lady before mentioned 'Nair',
The bear had depilled all his hair,
He was bald as a coot,
And our Norm was, to boot,
As they sat sprawled in Merry's BIG chair.
They slowly got up from BIG chair,
Whoever would want to sit there?,
They ruined the seat
with hair and with 'Heet',
Gave people a terrible scare
I hope you can finally see,
The BIG chair's the ruin of me,
There's no sense to kid,
It was made in Madrid,
A spanish onion it be.
Do all of us come to agree,
That our good friend happily be,
Would do better to heed
Get a nice wooden steed
And create a red Merry-go-ree
ladyfawn
there must be a reason that we all don't know
why is it we can't sit there i want to know!
who put up the sign and asked that we go!?
*don't sit in the big chair,* don't you know,
i think the big chair is absolutely big enough
and its very rude all this *don't do* sign stuff!
a nice cozy big chair is for anybody's rear
so where's the sign poster? lend me their ear!
i think we should gather, find out who wrote it
my poor dear friend norm's been called a bum
can't believe norm would really burn the big chair
they've turned him into hairless balding papa bear!
oh dear! oh dear!
we need more big chairs!
lovingcritters
Dear Lady Fawn,
evidently you were not near
When Norm burned the big Chair and now the bear!
We don't need signs you see.
We just know the chair is Mer's property.
Don't ask us any questions,
We tell you no lies.
Whoever sits in the chair dies!
It's just as simple and straight as the Crow flies!
LadyFawn
I understand you may live in the UK
Bob is lost maybe even over the Atlantic
Please go find him Nessa...before we panic.
Then we'll answer any questions that you say
squeakymouse
All of you out there, you must know
That the big chair will never go.
I went with Merry this very day,
To the big chair we made our way.
After paying homage dear,
We visited upon the chair.
Bees around the great chair flew,
Lovely fall colors and sky of blue.
The big chair told us in hushed tones
That it would gladly crush the bones
Of anyone who tried to hurt it,
Eating them up bit by bit.
The big chair has its wily ways
Of protecting itself all its days.
It has a life that's true and real,
And you would make a tasty meal.
So Do Not Sit in The Big Chair,
Heed this warning and take care.
Merry and Mouse have seen the chair,
It is now angered so beware
DO NOT SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR!
daniela-maria-violin
please end this silliness
or it could go on forever
please end this silliness
now or never...
if the chair could talk
what would it say?
I think it would tell you
To all go away
ladyfawn
i think that squeakymouse tells us true!
all about what that big chair could do!
I am pretty sure it went after her tail...
this is why i absolutely believe
this Big Chair Tale!
lovingcritters
Dear Lady with the fiddle,
or is that a Stradivarius?
You don't need a chair to perform
I play the piano, and must sit down in form!
I talked it over with Mer's Chair
He's having more fun than anyone!
He's black leather, and can remember
the day he used to roam all over
Wyoming as a Steeriofoam!(conword)
He loves the attention, and love
Is hoping this will go on from above,
He's a spiritual chair you see.....
His ancestors had a religious tree!
Just don't sit in the Big Chair....better not if you dare
norm
Merry made the statement first
DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, she burst,
Did anyone think to ask her why?
We shouldn't sit in the bye the bye.
If I hadn't burned the BIG chair,
Actually, I may have placed it somewhere
I'm such a busy lad, you see,
I can't have this held over me.
I shall return BIG chair tonight
'bout twelve o'clock, my schedule's tight
From there I go to hunt the bear
That's causing all this fuss, I swear.
Then, on I go to Casper town
Where people carp and people clown,
Where I heard BIG chair was born
Early on a frosty morn.
merry
this entish chair is quite the rage
all decked out for samhain
and it is not merry's chair at all
it sits way up on hemlock hill
at the edge of woods and forest hills
we shall see what wrybod says
when he finds his way round here
he's working on a special song
indeed the man is never wrong
meanwhile pay heed and
DO NOT SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
when wrybod at last appears
the tale will end and all the fears
of chairs both large and small
shall be assembled for us all
norm
You can get away with mayhem
Anything's alright to say..'em
Lovingcritters hit the wall
Not too bad,...all and all.
Her direction was to tell the poets,
She's be back tomorrow, coeds,
Meantime hold your Ps and Qs,
Go attending sheep and ewes.
Or drink the booze
whate'er you choose
wrybod
Nowyoubrothersandyousisterscomeonlet'sclap
outatickytackyrhythmtoatickytackyRap
I'mputtininthebeatsoyoucanmakeitgood
cuzwedon'thaveanymusicinthisneighbourhood
Tickytackytickytackytickytacky-that'sgood!
Nowthisisthestoryofanoldwoodenchair
Itwasthereontheporch,wasn'tgoinanywhere
It belonged toSisterMerrylikeacrossshehadtobear
andshetoldeverybody"Don't-sit-in-that-chair!"
No sir!-tickytacky-don't care!-tickytacky-You-don't-sit-there!
Itwassittinoutfront-ofahouseonafarm
wasn'tbotheringnone-wasn'tdoinanyharm
WhenalongcomeaTurkelandsitsdownbesideit
andnobodywasalikin,the-way-he-eyed-it
Too nosey-tickytacky-sup-posey-tickytacky-like-no-way-cosy!
"Don'tsitinthatchair!"saysMerrywithaglare
Idon'twantanybodyeversittinrightthere
The Turkelsaidhe'dfixitsotheyneverwould
andpoorSisterMerrysaidshehopedhecould
Wentbackinthehouse-tickytacky-tickytacky-shetrustedthelouse!
NowTurkelsaidheworkedfortheContyForce
Re-cyclingwasteasamatterofcourse
andquickasaflashhe'swhippinoutachopper
Turnsoutashowhe'sachairchoppincopper
All done!-tickytacky-this one-tickytacky-he's-up-and-gone!
OutcomesSisterMerry-t'seewhatsgoindown
butitseemsourNormanTurkel'sontheothersideoftown
whereherunsalittlebusiness-sellingkindlinwood
likeitseemsSisterMerryhadmisunderstood.
Big time-tickytacky-it's a racket-tickytacky-an-he's-ma-kin-a-packet!
Merry Thanks to One and All -
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Re: DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
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by Saira on
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LOL! Terrific job guys!
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This took forev er to read
I swear i wont sit in the big chair
how do i become apart of this group thing
sounds like fun
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Re: DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
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Thursday, 16th October 2003 @ 06:48:38 PM AEST
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| LMAO..you lunatics! *huge smiles* This is terrific! What a way to start my day.What a wonderful home we all have here...with all welcome to voice,all comfortable with each other and able to have fun together..Just wonderful. |
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ROFLMAO this is great guys good work
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Sharon just called me a lunatic... AHH! lol
This is great so glad I was a part of it!!. :) |
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by shelby on
Thursday, 16th October 2003 @ 08:06:06 PM AEST
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ROFLMOA!! You are all way toooooooo FUNNY!!! This has got me busting my buttons!!Ok I dont want to even sit in this big chair LOL I would rather just watch all of you trying to not sit in it instead, tee hee hee hee
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A great poetic brawl for the big chair of Merry,
its the craziest and fantastic poem of the year..pats for all pals.Oooohhhoohhhhoo!!!
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Re: DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
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by Merry on
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i just realized this was here --- duh!!!! LOL
it certainly was fun and jeepers - look how big it is LOL. we went on and on.
i think we must do this again - i have so many ideas - all a bit naughty, but very playful
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