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The Value of Zero

Contributed by elizabeth_dandy on Sunday, 12th October 2003 @ 10:30:41 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry










Should you see Zeros on your "Comment" spot,
Do find no comments- grieve not,- but rejoice!
It simply means you weigh an awful lot,
A heavy weight you are,- an “Avoirdupois!”

In zeros’ so mysterious fruitful womb,
So intact, virginal and promise- full,
Dwells sweetness, sweeter than the honeycomb,
And rich, felicitous is egg-shaped Null.

Replete with blessings is a Null or Zed,-
Look fondly on it on your posting space!
Bethink the excellence you’re looking at!.-
Beyond critiquing, be it blame or praise ...

A thing of many-splendored mysteries.
Is Zero, Zilch, Null, Zed, - sweet and rotund,
Shrouded in silence of infinity,
Fame‘s harbinger- and oracle fecund.

Detached from comment frills - an Absolute,-
A lofty things is Null that makes no noise,
But keeps the scrolling readers stunned and mute
Bewitched like Abelard and fair Heloise.

No hoist, no heavy jack nor strongest bull
can vie with Zero’s charm and equipoise,
Nor vanquish the pre-eminence of Null,-
Thus should it grace your posting spot - rejoice!

Protect the Zero-egg from chip or crack,-
(It may be broken into by a click)
And you be told and signaled “Crackerjack”
You have been visited by Max and Nick.”











Copyright © elizabeth_dandy ... [ 2003-10-12 10:30:41]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: The Value of Zero (User Rating: 1 )
by Kirby on Sunday, 12th October 2003 @ 10:36:11 AM AEST
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Darn cute picture. So I liked this poem but am afraid to comment on it becasue, it may offend you...maybe! I liked this poem! Love::;Kirby


Re: The Value of Zero (User Rating: 1 )
by smilez_n_frownz on Sunday, 12th October 2003 @ 12:40:39 PM AEST
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I'm so glad that there's people like you out there puttin smiles on peoples faces and on this site when they read your poems it's great,if there waz only sad depressing poem we'd all be crying not crying from laughing so hard,gr8 write
-sam


Re: The Value of Zero (User Rating: 1 )
by Jackee_line on Sunday, 12th October 2003 @ 12:51:07 PM AEST
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Cute pic,great poem, nice work.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face today.


Re: The Value of Zero (User Rating: 1 )
by Saira on Sunday, 12th October 2003 @ 05:43:05 PM AEST
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Great write with such a cuuuute picture. I liked it!
Saira




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