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ARNIE FOR PRESIDENT!

Contributed by Steeleyes on Tuesday, 7th October 2003 @ 07:33:59 PM in AEST
Topic: political



There‘s a regression here that‘s hard to miss
Raygun to Shrub to Arnie
All we need now is Bubbles the Chimp
As head of the U.S. army

Remember ‚The Dumbing of America?‘
Well that‘s all been solved take heed
You have no need to buy that book
‚cause no one now can read

We‘re all happy here on funny farm
Watch TV, get fat, swallowing hype
Eat $hit, believe Bush and shoot to kill
The time for hate is ripe

We live so good in the land of the free
In the system that is best
We can‘t see over our bellies
So can‘t tell you‘re not impressed

We compare us only to ourselves
We need NO culture here!
So all shout „Arnie for President!!!“
As we swill the umpteenth beer

No need for intelligence in a leader
That's a concept that is dead
One liners, that's what we REALLY need
Not recalling what's just been said

Oh Arnie save us!!! You are...
So strong..., so big..., SO DUMB!
You are truly one of us...
Our brains grown sadly numb...




Copyright © Steeleyes ... [ 2003-10-07 19:33:59]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: ARNIE FOR PRESIDENT! (User Rating: 1 )
by loserkid on Tuesday, 7th October 2003 @ 11:16:37 PM AEST
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Arnie for preisdent that what america truly wants with there ***** Mtv pop culture brianwashing the youth to the point no one knows what they like they turn to tv to tell them


Re: ARNIE FOR PRESIDENT! (User Rating: 1 )
by sharif on Wednesday, 8th October 2003 @ 01:34:01 AM AEST
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I like it. It's clever and to the point. I think that the end is a bit abrupt.




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