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Norm's Limeric #5.25 (The Negative Tamale)

Contributed by norm on Friday, 15th August 2003 @ 08:25:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



A senorita from Tia Juana,
A Mexican real pure madonna,
I said to her,"Miss,
Will you give me a kiss?"
She said, "Senor, please, I don wanna"

A part of the above taken
from an already posted poem.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-08-15 08:25:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Norm's Limeric #5.25 (The Negative Tamale) (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Friday, 15th August 2003 @ 09:07:58 AM AEST
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its a good thing she said she dont wanna
cause if lovely Shirl found out
she may whoop ur bottom
then norm couldnt sit at the poetry screen
to write all these poems most inspiring.

Hee hee hee got ya know didnt I Norm
(evil grin))


Re: Norm's Limeric #5.25 (The Negative Tamale) (User Rating: 1 )
by PoloRM on Friday, 15th August 2003 @ 10:26:36 AM AEST
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Senoritas from Mexico are quite shy
With their light dresses they get any guy
And make them wanna cry
Then they just smile and say good-bye
Desappear behind a wall and never reply.


Re: Norm's Limeric #5.25 (The Negative Tamale) (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Friday, 15th August 2003 @ 01:55:29 PM AEST
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There once was a guy named norm
Whos poetry takes quite a form
He makes you laugh silly
Till your head spins willy nilly
And the neighbors think there is a storm
( give me a break I never did this before)



Re: Norm's Limeric #5.25 (The Negative Tamale) (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 15th August 2003 @ 07:37:31 PM AEST
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I have no comment on your poem senor,
except to say......from those senoritas......you best stay away.....last night I think I might have dated my sistor....because when I kis' er she say, "Oh Brder!
Also Senor.....is not faiiir to use poem twice....I think dat is no very niiice! But from you.....I no compreheno?
tis is yor sisssster............
Liveningcretors.




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