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A Little Green Boogy, ... eeewwweeee!!!

Contributed by chrissylee on Tuesday, 12th August 2003 @ 10:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

When I wake up in the morning light,
I get up and stretch and I feel okay,
Then I look in the mirror,
Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeeee!!!!
Then I take it and I stretch it out,
Trying to pull it from my nostril spout,
Its all ichy and it feels just grouse,
Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeeee!!!!
Now its stuck and its on my finger right,
I look around not a tissue in sight,
Where am I going to wipe it,
Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeeee!!!!
Then I spot grandma's underwear,
There they are their just lying there,
Well I wipe my little green boogy on her underwear,
Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeee!!!!
Now I'm done I have no boogy up my nose,
And I feel just great in the morning light,
But ohh wait grandma's just woke up,
Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeee!!!!
Now I am at the table having brecky,
I wonder if she'll notice my little green boogy,
She'll go around all day with my boogy on her pants,
Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeee!!!!
Now I go out in the morning light,
Refreshing is the day and I feel alright,
No green boogy up my nose,
Cause grandma has it on her pants,
Oh I have no green boogies, I have no more of them.
note: just a little fun to start the day

Copyright © chrissylee ... [ 2003-08-12 10:05:00]
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Re: A Little Green Boogy, ... eeewwweeee!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Trisha on Sunday, 14th September 2003 @ 11:36:47 AM AEST
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I want to be the first to sign it and I like it. It made me laugh

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