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Chicken burger soupe

Contributed by cant-skate on Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 08:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I was born to touch your feelings!!!!!!!!!

The ski is near but I am far

I drive with a shoe and walk in a car

I eat a chair and sit on a pizza

I m crazy and I rule

I m magical and considered a fool

I lay on my wife and talks to the bed

I live up side up and down side down

Do you think I mad or there is something wrong?

I may be sick but I m feeling ok

I write on my laptop I look at the wall

I see a picture feels like seeing a dog

Throw him a bone it comes back to me

After all that madness will someone like me?

I ride the lightning and I drink from the sea

A cup of vodka tastes just like tea

I talk on my cow and milk my cell phone

Read from a spoon and eat with a book

I die with a virgin and sleep with a cancer

I tried to click cancel but my cat is a dog

Master card is good but I prefer grape fruit

I go to the beach the connection is good

But in the net the sun feels blue

U didn’t get enough madness yet?

Go read a book!




Copyright © cant-skate ... [ 2003-08-05 08:05:00]
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Re: Chicken burger soupe (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 08:36:04 PM AEST
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this is cute.....i like this one.....good job!!!!


Re: Chicken burger soupe (User Rating: 1 )
by vince on Tuesday, 12th August 2003 @ 08:34:54 PM AEST
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wlik kiss ekhet baheltak .......... wow this is a nice peom ..God bless u ... mwahhhhhhhh




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