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The Divorce Decision
Contributed by
norm
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Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 01:25:00 AM in AEST
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If you are ill at all, get out of bed,
Make sure you do unless you are dead,
Your spouse can't stand you out of your head,
Go to a friendly neighbor, instead.
Your neighbor should be of the opposite sex,
Bring along a couple of decks,
Casino, Bridge, Brontasaurus Rex,
A pair of shoes from the shoe store, Becks.
The point of the tale, drink ginger ale,
Your spouse cannot help but become very pale,
The spouse becomes sicker and is sure to fail
To remove the cause of the patients wail.
The neighbor must be of the opposite gender,
You and the neighbor go on a bender,
Besides the booze, the neighbor should render
a session that's heartfelt, loving and tender.
Now the spouse has to reach a real tough decision,
The right or left wrist to make an incision,
All of the plans of the spouse need revision,
No longer can the spouse use huff and derision.
Now you have read this awful story,
And now you judge which points are gory
Should you take off in a British lorry,
Or hang around and probably be sorry...
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-08-05 01:25:00]
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by Ilhar on
Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 05:54:59 AM AEST
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But if they stayed away from the neighbor
With the spouse they may have found favor
And also some loving TLC
Instead of the divorce decree
Shari |
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by PoloRM on
Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 07:59:56 AM AEST
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Easy on the spouse my dear friend
She's there for you until the end
She cleans and shops and cooks for you
Although her cooking can make you blue.
Other ladies are a one night stand
And though they do as you command
No love comparable as the love of a spouse
You'll see what I mean when they unbotton their blouse
And set alight a fire you just can't douse.
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Is what I said true? Please hint me, I'm not married =o) |
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by vincy on
Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 08:02:36 AM AEST
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Divorce may be the best course of course.
The day you signed the bonding contract of marriage
your faith was sealed, unzip yourself from that source.
Your neighbours' garage, bedroom, or carriage
could somehow be enough cause for further damage.
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by vincy on
Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 08:04:26 AM AEST
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Divorce may be the best course of course.
The day you signed the bonding contract of marriage
your faith was sealed, unzip yourself from that source.
Your neighbours' garage, bedroom, or carriage
could somehow be enough cause for further damage.
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by LovingWhispers on
Wednesday, 6th August 2003 @ 03:57:15 AM AEST
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Sorry..No rhymes from me lol..but I agree with Polo ;)
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by Supercreep on
Thursday, 19th June 2008 @ 10:05:39 PM AEST
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Don't be hasty
don't be unwise
and you will never have
to decide:
before you marry
simply choose the right bride:
and then my friend
you can have both
neighbour becks and spouse to boot.. |
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Re: The Divorce Decision
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by emmyb14 on
Thursday, 8th January 2009 @ 06:26:49 PM AEST
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| leave their sorry butt. |
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