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My Little Pink Pills

Contributed by MoonlitAngel on Saturday, 2nd August 2003 @ 06:25:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



You pink, you vile, loathsome pink
Little round pills, you have been my missing link
Why do you glare at me so?
I will down you like I would an Oreo
You have no chance! Don't even try!
You may outnumber me, but you will die!!

One hundred days of pink horror
Just to keep me happy forevermore
The price to pay for laughter is high
But I figure it's worth it if I can fly
Oh happy pills, sweet happy pills
You make me feel so wonderfully fulfilled

I feel like taking off my clothes
'Cause when I feel like this... anything goes!
Laughing too hard to stay on my feet
I'm a little bit worried that I might pee
5 a.m. and you've made my day
The things you say, they rub me the right way

Life should be this hilarious
But my emotions are too precarious
So I must swallow the evil
Stare it down until it's just a sitting bull
I'm giddy! I'm reeling! Feel it!
Save me before I have a conniption fit!

I bet you think I've lost it now
That these pills of mine are just the cat's meow
But, you see, it's funny because
I haven't yet experienced the pink buzz
This is just Internet overkill
I haven't even taken my little pink pill!




Copyright © MoonlitAngel ... [ 2003-08-02 06:25:00]
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Re: My Little Pink Pills (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Saturday, 2nd August 2003 @ 11:35:09 AM AEST
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Dearest Damara! Lol! Yesssss very cute, maybe we should say what they are? love and hugs always nessa x


Re: My Little Pink Pills (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Saturday, 2nd August 2003 @ 04:41:09 PM AEST
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how cute!!!! I love it


Re: My Little Pink Pills (User Rating: 1 )
by Emmie74 on Monday, 11th August 2003 @ 03:52:45 AM AEST
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Oh, you never fail to confuse me...




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