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Abstinence

Contributed by tinka_belle on Saturday, 26th July 2003 @ 10:35:00 AM in AEST
Topic: MiscPoems



no chocolate
no chips
100 situps
46 kilos

no pizza
no cake
200 situps
44 kilos

no lollies
no meat
300 situps
42 kilos

no pasta
no bread
400 situps
40 kilos

no rice
no potatoes
500 situps
38 kilos

no noodles
no fish
600 situps
36 kilos

no cereal
no milk
700 situps
34 kilos

no cheese
no chicken
800 situps
32 kilos

no breakfast
no sandwiches
900 situps
30 kilos

no apples
no bananas
1000 situps
25kilos

no lunch
no snack bar
1100 situps
20 kilos

no watermelon
no grapes
1200 situps
15 kilos

no oranges
no lettus
1300 situps
10 kilos

no dinner
no food
1400 sitops
5 kilos

no water
no air
1500 situps
0 kilos




Copyright © tinka_belle ... [ 2003-07-26 10:35:00]
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Re: Abstinence (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 26th July 2003 @ 11:11:05 AM AEST
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It's a doozy...to the nth degree
----------------------------------------
If every action that we did
we carried to the nth degree,
Like Tinka shows in super poem
Death's the end for you and me...


Re: Abstinence (User Rating: 1 )
by vincy on Saturday, 26th July 2003 @ 12:27:38 PM AEST
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tickled by tinka to death
thanks for sharing the fun
cleverly written poem rocks!
Some balancing act you perform
especially in pretty good form.


Re: Abstinence (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 26th July 2003 @ 05:37:40 PM AEST
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well done

Shari


Re: Abstinence (User Rating: 1 )
by hardcoreputa on Saturday, 16th August 2003 @ 01:00:12 PM AEST
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i used to have an eating disorder but i didnt know it... i would eat 250 calories a day at most. the poem got to me and reminded me of how i was great form and great message ~Apryl




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