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Second hand dentures
Contributed by
vincy
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Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 01:35:00 PM in AEST
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This is by far more trying
than all my other ventures
I have been combing the graveyards
looking for second hand dentures.
May this be the antithesis
of my many adventures.
Having had to put up
with huge dental tortures
I could call those dentists
heartless 'money vultures'
The mouth of this poet
has no more guards
losing all my teeth
was this in the cards?
I am going all the way
to rip the extra yards.
Have done the thriftstores
the morgue and the trenches
digging out all them sculls
from the back benchers.
Must find the tightest of fits
thet won't set my teeth on edge
I have no wish to inherit
a bloody vampires rage.
I just want to set the stage
for dentures to chew my way
through this pain and outrage
to the coming 'new age'.
Copyright ©
vincy
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2003-07-24 13:35:00]
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Re: Second hand dentures
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by norm on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 07:18:18 PM AEST
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You should be made president of the Senior Citizen Club for the desparate chewers
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The young will read this and snicker
They don't have to worry and dicker,
A dentist is one
of a son of a gun
No one can add a bill, quicker..
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Re: Second hand dentures
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by Ilhar on
Thursday, 24th July 2003 @ 08:34:42 PM AEST
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throughly enjoyable read
Shari |
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