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Finding Mr. Right!!!

Contributed by lj on Saturday, 19th July 2003 @ 06:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Creeping round the corner
Peering over the ledge
Seeing Mr. Right
Sitting on the edge

Should I fluff my hair
Should I show a little thigh
Should I powder my nose
Or pull up my knee high

So I walk up behind him
And gracefully say
Excuse me Sir,
My Grand daughter is free if you are not gay.

Some may laugh
Some may jeer
But watch out men
When my grandmother is near!!!

She’s on a quest
She just won’t quit
To find me a man
Cause I just don’t fit

She’s looking for a Y chromosome
Small town guy
Preferably rich
Don’t ask me why

A good family background
Looks aren’t a must
She didn’t ask me
Why bother with the fuss

She’d marry me off
If she had her way
Thank God for me
I can run away!!!




Copyright © lj ... [ 2003-07-19 18:05:00]
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Re: Finding Mr. Right!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 19th July 2003 @ 09:21:17 PM AEST
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thank you for the laugh I needed it...hang in there and stand strong

Shari


Re: Finding Mr. Right!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Saturday, 19th July 2003 @ 09:46:25 PM AEST
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cute very cute loved it
michelle


Re: Finding Mr. Right!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by PoloRM on Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 01:04:51 AM AEST
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I love your poem, It is so cute
It sings the words just like a flute
Mr. Right will come along
You won't have to wait for so long

But if Mr Right you don't happen to see
You can always come and marry me...

=D


Re: Finding Mr. Right!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 01:39:53 AM AEST
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lmao @ Polo's invitation....
This is a very good poem... humorous but with a message...love it very much.. You hand in there, grrl... Mr. Right will come along soon enuff..and if not, well...there's always Polo....lol
Jenni


Re: Finding Mr. Right!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by MisterRight on Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 01:41:59 AM AEST
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Did someone say something about Mister Right?


Re: Finding Mr. Right!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 03:33:53 AM AEST
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Great poem ... thanks for the smile ... well written ... Jan




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