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What Women Think of Men
Contributed by
norm
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Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 10:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Come on, girls, kid us along,
tell us we're smart
and tell us we're strong,
Give us the feeling
we're all that you need,
Without us, a life
you just couldn't lead.
The children, the dears
need daddies around
It's good for their fears,
makes growing up sound,
Besides all the kids
And removing the trash
Watch us taking off lids.
After one thousand lids
And seventeen kids
Ten tons of garbage
And door-squeak rids,
Our time's on the poop
you get a support group
The ladies do meet and do eat.
I'm not complaining
The deal I was dealt,
Most of the fellows
A similar belt,
Most of the fellows
Have similar feels
These only available deals.
Many became founders
of grand dynasties
Rich as can be
plenty of pelf,
Many of you gals
Will inheret the shelf
Give new lovers the wealth.
Cynical, yes
but right on the bead
It's all a game
With gals in the lead
I'd trade it all
for one single day
of being a woman, indeed.
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 11:47:37 AM AEST (User
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If you make that day giving child birth
And having to do away with the extra girth
Then my friend you have a deal
And you will see you may have it good for real
Shari |
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by vincy on
Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 12:51:09 PM AEST (User
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Norman the doorman
potentially a shaman
kissed the (w) hand delt to him
bought the american dream
in a bit of a paradox it may seem.
There's nothing like having a look at it
from a distance objective enough
and having a laugh. Nice place to be.
( woman are deadly - totally agree.) |
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by vincy on
Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 01:10:03 PM AEST (User
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Norman the doorman
potentially a shaman
kissed the (w) hand delt to him
bought the american dream
in a bit of a paradox it may seem.
There's nothing like having a look at it
from a distance objective enough
and having a laugh. Nice place to be.
( woman are deadly - totally agree.) |
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by LovingWhispers on
Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 10:02:40 PM AEST (User
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Yeah I can understand you wanting to trade places.... coz a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and a woman does it because he cant. LOL **winks**
Wonder how many men would trade places with a woman in birth... not these days with all the pain relief..but back when it was a lot different?..
Id trade for a day..only for a day...At least then I might get to hold the remote control .LOL |
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by tinka_belle on
Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 04:00:17 AM AEST (User
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oh norm you're poems always
put a smile on my face
thank you
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by shelby on
Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 11:02:59 AM AEST (User
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ROFLMAO!!!!! Norm you crack me up!! Love this poem
michelle |
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by Crow on
Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 01:53:26 PM AEST (User
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your work is one of my bright stops on the board. Crow |
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Re: What Women Think of Men
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 03:05:36 PM AEST (User
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lol.... but hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... heh hugs n' love nessa |
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