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For Sale...

Contributed by LovingWhispers on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 10:35:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



FOR SALE....$ONE BRAIN (O.N.O.)

1969 model
Red
Rounded panels,no rust but a few dents.
Has a tendency to slip out of gear and surge forward.
Needs a tune-up
One owner but has had a few drivers
Loves the open roads and seems to handle wet weather well
Suspension is A1. Bounces back no worries.
Really needs a lot of T.L.C
If interested in this heart of mine,please call me on......
CAN DELIVER !!
And please...NO SWAPS... ;)




Copyright © LovingWhispers ... [ 2003-07-12 10:35:00]
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Re: For Sale... (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 10:12:23 PM AEST
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Mine is a 1952 model...
Shari


Re: For Sale... (User Rating: 1 )
by Chuckx on Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 10:48:57 PM AEST
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The brain leaves no tracks...the heart, a trail of tears. But a path we all feel. It is nice to know that other hearts have beat the same.

Chuck. '54 hardtop, soft interior


Re: For Sale... (User Rating: 1 )
by vincy on Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 11:19:13 AM AEST
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There's nothing like a hearty laughter,
when the brain picks on the heart
the results are pretty humiliating,
still much rather an open heart
than a headstrong brain.
blessings, V


Re: For Sale... (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Wednesday, 23rd July 2003 @ 02:34:46 AM AEST
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LOL, very witty ...




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