The Man #3 (Husband Guarantee)
Contributed by
norm
on
Sunday, 22nd June 2003 @ 04:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
Lifepoems
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Algeria, Bahrain, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Israel, Jordan
Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Morocco, Oman, Palestine, Qatar,
Saudia Arabia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, Turkey, UAE, Yemen
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We researched real hard to come up with this dilly,
The brutes of the world come from lands that ain't hilly,
The desert terrain seems to breed men of grain
There seems to be ingrained from sand a great strain.
Who can deny that the named Third World Nations
Breed men who can live on very short rations.
Men who are tough and they're rugged and strong,
Who'll fight on the fly to right any wrong.
It's true they live in camps with pet lynx,
And many within the view of the Sphinx,
They like the girls covered from head to their toes,
Which makes shopping simple when looking for clothes.
Let's face it, dear girls, give it some thought,
The guys that you got, probably had to be bought,
Where.... in the mid-east, a man is a man,
worse comes to worse, you'll sure get a tan.
You may not have realized, industrialized places
make guys who are whimps with industrialized faces,
The third world men treat their women quite well,
If you girls don't behave, you're sent right to hell.
Sometime just lack, means a lash if you're near,
You've nothing to fear but a sword in the ear,
If you give a yell, it's just hard to tell
If it's lash, or a sword or a kick in the rear.
Well, some of it's bad, yet some of it's good,
A guy you will get tho it ain't Robin Hood,
As long as you know and it's pure understood,
Success isn't couldn't, it will always be could.
We're sure of success so we run the safari,
To the mid-east we go..if you ain't Mata Hari
We'll get you a shiek or someone to marry
So please don't complain about Tom, Dick or Harry.
Where's your ticket, darling?
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-06-22 04:05:00]
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