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How to end 'The Good LIfe'
Contributed by
norm
on
Thursday, 19th June 2003 @ 01:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
Suicide
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I decided I'd marry so I phoned my first choice
I said, "My sweet darling, you can tell by my voice,
upon your finger I will place a ring,
we'll consumate our union in bed", I did sing.
Her answer came back, it was sweet as a lark,
It left me no option, it was clear as a bark,
She said in a tone very much like Madonna,
"Listen, you bum. Marry you!, I don't wanna!".
So I reached for the phone and I called number two,
I said,"Sweetie, my dear, I'd sure marry you.
Upon your finger, a ring I would place
I'll love you forever", or until I need space.
Her answer came back, and it gave me a turn,
It left me no option, it gave me concern.
She said in a tone very much like a whale,
"A girl marry you?...they should put her in jail".
So I'm single you see but the fault's not with me,
I tried to get married but it's not meant to be.
If some day you find me, a girl who ain't smart,
With her, I will 'intro' and we'll never part.
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-06-19 13:05:00]
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by Ilhar on
Thursday, 19th June 2003 @ 06:48:16 PM AEST
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thank you friend for the laugh
Shari |
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by venkat on
Friday, 20th June 2003 @ 02:55:43 AM AEST
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| Adjustment is the law of life..other wise we can't live in peace.. thank you my friend. it is beautifull written.. venkat |
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 20th June 2003 @ 04:52:55 AM AEST
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This is great. It really made me ccuckle. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by Wrybod on
Friday, 20th June 2003 @ 01:24:12 PM AEST
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I wish I could help you I'm out of my mind
and I think my equipment is not the right kind
I've checked it all over but simply don't know
what bit is for what ....(it's so long ago)
But I'll keep my eyes open who knows I might see
Some suitable talent that you could marieee
That's if she will have you (should I offer inducement)
It could overcome any rapid refusement |
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by Tanna on
Saturday, 21st June 2003 @ 11:04:23 AM AEST
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Hehehe .... very ironic... the title, the topic its under, the content of the poem. I loved it! Great write! :)
~T |
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by Saira on
Saturday, 21st June 2003 @ 03:35:10 PM AEST
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| Wonderful write ... you put a smile on my face :-> |
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 21st June 2003 @ 06:31:55 PM AEST
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| lolololol!! hugs, wishes and bloomin' love to you:) nessa |
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by tinka_belle on
Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 08:04:58 AM AEST
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oh norm you are soo cute!!!
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Re: How to end 'The Good LIfe'
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by PoloRM on
Friday, 18th July 2003 @ 03:35:47 AM AEST
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| I loved this poem!! =D |
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