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The Man #2
Contributed by
norm
on
Friday, 13th June 2003 @ 08:45:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I beg we examine the mess that's created,
when femmes costs soar being segragated,
Over a lifetime, they're ten percent more
Which fact comes directly from Norm's phony lore.
We'll start you some proof of the female, chaste
Take ink and paper, I'll show you the waste,
Take extra letters to denote female gender
Will cause you aseeking a toot and a bender.
..........Male.......Female........Xtra Let Dif
Mr...........Mrs...............1
Sir..........Madam.........2
Hunter...Huntress.......2
Sam.......Samantha....5
Joseph..Josephine....3
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JUst the beginning....13 XLD
On and on you'll see the drift
The extra work of the computer SHIFT.
The extra letter strokes it takes
The bloomin' noise it makes and makes.
We'll only take one more example
Which for now should be quite ample.
Life expectancy = average 80
male.................. =.................77
Female..............=..................83
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Must be funded...................... 6
Six more years the male assures
That cookie has enough for Coors.
If cannot she to slake her thirst
She'll curse the purse and worse..the verse.
It isn't that man's so terribly cheap,
It's that a female is much too steep.
We'll stop for now, we're still researching,
You see wherefrom comes all besmirching.
'Man Number Three' is in the works,
what's the rush, I work for perks.
I don't see, coming down the pike,
A perk or a poke so I'll take a hike.
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-06-13 08:45:00] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: The Man #2
(User Rating: 1 ) by shelby on
Friday, 13th June 2003 @ 10:52:38 AM AEST (User
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Cute write here Norm I enjoyed this one!! Well I enjoy all of them lol.
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Re: The Man #2
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Friday, 13th June 2003 @ 10:55:53 AM AEST (User
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very good
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Re: The Man #2
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Friday, 13th June 2003 @ 04:09:18 PM AEST (User
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Oh my! Oh my! I'll comment more,
On good ol' Norms twisted lure.
For sure,for sure...he needs a cure!
For women rule this planet earth...
If not for us...there'd be no birth!!!
OK OK....you'll say it ain't so,
Research,research neither friend,just ho'
I like your work,a creative mind...
but judge not all with what you find!!!
all in fun my friend!!! godspeed......joni :-)
{{{{{{{norm}}}}}}}}}
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Re: The Man #2
(User Rating: 1 ) by Wrybod on
Saturday, 14th June 2003 @ 05:37:40 AM AEST (User
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Absolutely fabulous. Oh how I wish I had had the idea first but even then I could not have done it as well.
I shall now take great plasure in proceeding through your works. I think we will find a lot in common
Oddly enough I understood 100% . Why only 78% of 'Elm Drive was comprehensible to you I find difficult to understand. |
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Re: The Man #2
(User Rating: 1 ) by Wrybod on
Saturday, 14th June 2003 @ 05:38:10 AM AEST (User
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Absolutely fabulous. Oh how I wish I had had the idea first but even then I could not have done it as well.
I shall now take great plasure in proceeding through your works. I think we will find a lot in common
Oddly enough I understood 100% . Why only 78% of 'Elm Drive was comprehensible to you I find difficult to understand. |
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Re: The Man #2
(User Rating: 1 ) by norm on
Saturday, 14th June 2003 @ 09:40:46 AM AEST (User
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I may yet find when the research is done
That women rule this world of ours,
The only possible thing for man to do
is stop women reaching the stars |
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