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Old Geezers, Self-Pleasers
Contributed by
norm
on
Monday, 2nd June 2003 @ 06:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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There are things I really hate,
Things that sting and squeak and grate,
These are bad, thay make me sad,
but nothing like a patronate.
A patronizing older person,
makes my life surely worsen,
by the seen and by the been
Makes me want to start acursin'.
One old gee has seen the Zepplin,
One old gee remembers peplin,
I start to blaze, I'm in a daze
When they speak of Charlie Cheplin.
Sure, he's wrong, he's almost forty,
Tells of Sahl, whose first name's Morty,
You can't expect, with brain neglect,
They even remember being naughty.
"When I was a boy", starts the bore,
I'm sure he's gonna bore some more,
If I could see, a coming gee,
I'd rush outside and shut the door.
Oopsy-dee, Oh, Pardon, please,
I see now where I got that wheeze,
I guess I grew, and never knew,
Into one of these awful geez.
Copyright ©
norm
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2003-06-02 18:05:00] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Old Geezers, Self-Pleasers
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Monday, 2nd June 2003 @ 06:29:11 PM AEST (User
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good write
Shari
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Re: Old Geezers, Self-Pleasers
(User Rating: 1 ) by shelby on
Monday, 2nd June 2003 @ 09:22:15 PM AEST (User
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Well done got a kick out of this one.
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Re: Old Geezers, Self-Pleasers
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Monday, 2nd June 2003 @ 09:59:53 PM AEST (User
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hmm.. cute, i was thinking, now how could norm not enjoy the stories of the old ones? then at the end of your poem i smiled a huge smile:) ~hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Old Geezers, Self-Pleasers
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ramfire on
Friday, 27th June 2003 @ 09:16:07 PM AEST (User
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Poem's a riot! I like it a lot. Great write.
Regards,
Ramfire
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