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I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Monday, 29th February 2016 @ 08:44:38 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I/'/m only eleven years old even though I was born in 1972.
Because I was born on February the 29th, I only have a birthday once every four years.
I am the only eleven year old in my town who is able to legally vote and drink beer.
When people hear that I/'/m eleven, they send their kids to play with me but it/'/s something they soon regret.
When the parents see me, they think I/'/m a bad influence because their kids see me drinking and smoking cigarettes.
But smoking has caused me some health problems that almost made me croak.
I/'/m the only eleven year old in the world who has had a heart attack and a stroke.
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randyjohnson
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2016-02-29 08:44:38] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult
(User Rating: 1 ) by dvtpdw on
Monday, 29th February 2016 @ 02:47:56 PM AEST (User
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I like your tale. It/'/s shows are we are so confined to the concept of time. Very interesting write and a unique take on time. Thanks for sharing, P |
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