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An All Sushi Diet

Contributed by randyjohnson on Saturday, 30th January 2016 @ 06:54:57 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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My two Brothers-In-Law came to my house every day and ate all of my food.
And they kicked my butt when I told them that eating my vittles was rude.
Even though they//'//d beat me up, I chewed them out and I kept getting louder and louder.
They were eating me out of house and home, those morons even ate my baking powder.
But I got an idea and decided to try it.
I decided to go on an all sushi diet.
The first time that I bought some sushi, I got a visit from my Brothers-In-Law.
They stopped coming over because all I had to eat was fish that was raw.
They were bigger and tougher than me but the sight of raw fish made them sick.
I haven//'//t seen them in over six months, my plan worked, the sushi did the trick.
My wife had to clean up her brothers mess when they tossed their cookies on the floor.
My wife hates having to eat sushi but at least I don//'//t have to see her brothers anymore.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2016-01-30 18:54:57]
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