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You Won't Have Relations In My House

Contributed by randyjohnson on Saturday, 23rd January 2016 @ 02:32:04 PM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry



You/'/re only fifteen years old, you will not have sexual relations under my roof.
You think you can do what you want but you can/'/t and I/'/ll give you the proof.
If you have relations with your boyfriend in my house, I/'/ll send him to jail.
You won/'/t even be able to kiss your boyfriend when he/'/s locked in a cell.
You say that because this is the twenty-first century, you demand sexual privacy.
I/'/ll ground you for a month if you don/'/t shut up, you don/'/t want to mess with me.
If you have relations with him under my roof, I/'/ll call the cops.
If I catch the two of you having relations in my house, it/'/s something I/'/ll stop.




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Re: You Won't Have Relations In My House (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 23rd January 2016 @ 08:36:11 PM AEST
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Hey Randyman!

I/'/ve got a teenage daughter and I/'/ll pretend I/'/m you...
No way no how, definitely not.
That/'/s how I feel and that/'/s how I would react. Bet your bottom dollar.

But kids are humans. Remember you were one once.
Educate and listen to them. It is about respect.

Believe me it is about respect. Hey, I even got me a son at that age too.

You got to get them to like you the parent, and not yell.
They don/'/t respond to that - I know they don/'/t.

We are humans at any age.


Peace!


Re: You Won't Have Relations In My House (User Rating: 1 )
by xHeathenx on Sunday, 24th January 2016 @ 07:01:53 AM AEST
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Muppetman/'/s right in this case.

Unfortunately we aren/'/t God. We can/'/t say listen to me because I created you. It/'/s a much smaller task for us to create someone than for God to create everything.

Also keep in mind that as teenagers, we don/'/t realize we/'/re not adults, so unless you give you child a sensible reason; if you just tell them to shut up and listen to you, well they/'/ll probably lie to you and defy you in everything they do.


Re: You Won't Have Relations In My House (User Rating: 1 )
by Beyfoxman5 on Sunday, 24th January 2016 @ 09:20:55 AM AEST
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You are giving the parties a choice. that what i like most about this write.

Take care,
Fox




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