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Kramer Is A Coffee Table Thief
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 10th January 2016 @ 04:21:08 PM in AEST
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Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
If he comes to your house, he/'/ll steal your coffee table when your head is turned.
If you love your coffee table, you/'/d better be concerned.
Because his coffee table book wasn/'/t published, he steals coffee tables to get revenge.
He deserved to be burned when he lit a cigar on a stove and his wacky hair was singed.
If you are foolish enough to invite him into your house, you will surely be robbed.
How can Kramer afford an apartment in New York City, he doesn/'/t even have a job.
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Re: Kramer Is A Coffee Table Thief
(User Rating: 1 ) by irisblue on
Tuesday, 12th January 2016 @ 08:15:52 PM AEST (User
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this made me smile, very funny. |
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Re: Kramer Is A Coffee Table Thief
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Saturday, 23rd January 2016 @ 09:14:45 PM AEST (User
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I have friends like Kramer, with weird first names I don/'/t know.
They are free people who borrow all they have.
And that/'/s okay with me because with them, you do know what is coming, well, sort of...
Peace! |
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