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YUM, PASS THE DRUM (stick)
Contributed by
softerware
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Thursday, 26th November 2015 @ 01:23:37 PM in AEST
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Here’s the holiday my friends that Jenny Craig-ers hate;
The Achilles Hell of slim, that makes Weight-Watchers wait!
The poster child of excess, that causes flabby wobble;
As we stuff the stuffing down and gobble gobble gobble!
A yearly test of willpower, which every year I fail!
That Optifast and Slimfast consider holy grail!
With the best intentions, let’s sit to our defeat;
Embrace the fate of overweight;—Amen you all, let’s eat!
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Re: YUM, PASS THE DRUM (stick)
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by thomasu01 on
Thursday, 26th November 2015 @ 05:54:32 PM AEST
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Nice one. I am over 10 Kgs over weight. And need to loose some Kilos but now I think, I may just embrace the fate, and feast.
Thanks for sharing, I am chuckling as I type my response.
Good one. I like this poem. Well done. |
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Re: YUM, PASS THE DRUM (stick)
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by Invierno on
Thursday, 26th November 2015 @ 07:07:57 PM AEST
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Wonderfully clever! I thought about dropping some words on the day, but why? You've already done so in your usual excellent, clear, clever and precise way. It's tough to top perfection.
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Re: YUM, PASS THE DRUM (stick)
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by JamesStockdale on
Thursday, 26th November 2015 @ 10:58:30 PM AEST
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Great write indeed.
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Re: YUM, PASS THE DRUM (stick)
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 26th November 2015 @ 11:03:29 PM AEST
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I would have loved to hear you recite this at the dinner table.
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I am thankful for your whit!
Timothy
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Re: YUM, PASS THE DRUM (stick)
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by speedy on
Friday, 27th November 2015 @ 06:09:45 PM AEST
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Fifteen years ago, I was 5'4" tall and 113 lbs. Then I got a job. Within a year and a half, I gained 72 lbs.
In the last few years, I have managed to drop 23 lbs, but I still have about 42lbs to go.
Reading this gave me a good chuckle.
Great write.
Hannah B |
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