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No cake allowed
Contributed by
kmec1990
on
Monday, 23rd November 2015 @ 07:27:38 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Dining out on a diet
can create quite a riot.
Trying hard not to order
carbs like a hoarder.
Only red, orange and green,
on my plate to be seen.
Hold the potatoes and rice,
just the meat will suffice.
No sugar, salt or sauce
past these lips will I cross.
Skip dessert is the motto
please don't mention Moscato.
As I watch the food fly
to the tables nearby,
I hold tight to my goal
and pray for control.
Copyright ©
kmec1990
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2015-11-23 19:27:38]
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Re: No cake allowed
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by speedy on
Monday, 23rd November 2015 @ 09:13:04 PM AEST
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Sometimes watching your weight is a tough, grim ordeal. You put a humorous spin on it. Thanks for the chuckle.
Great write.
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Re: No cake allowed
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by JamesStockdale on
Monday, 23rd November 2015 @ 10:06:49 PM AEST
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Very unique poem.
Really well rhymed and rather funny unless it's talking about you.
Great write!
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Re: No cake allowed
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by softerware on
Saturday, 28th November 2015 @ 09:47:20 PM AEST
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This is funny because it's true!
No one likes to diet or exercise. Bah-humbug!
But health takes more and more of our dedication as we age.
I am reminded that I hated wearing braces on my teeth..but the smile at the end was worth it!
Hang in there, and keep writing...although it would be our loss, if all else fails, you could always eat your words!
bad, bad softerware!
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