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Spot
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Monday, 12th October 2015 @ 12:38:01 PM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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Angry villagers put the Munsters to death.
I adopted their pet that has a fiery breath.
He is a monster and his name is Spot.
I thought I would like him but I do not.
It was a mistake when I got him from the pound.
He sneezed and burned my house to the ground.
He eats all of my food, he even eats my plates.
This ugly monstrosity is something that I hate.
Because he follows me, I can no longer go to grocery stores because I've been banned.
I'll give you everything that I own if you'll take this ugly thing off my hands.
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Re: Spot
(User Rating: 1 ) by xHeathenx on
Monday, 12th October 2015 @ 04:06:51 PM AEST (User
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Ah, I see what you did there. A bit of wordplay at the end. Nice. Also my younger brother and I had been watching The Munsters on Netflix a bit recently. So that was a cool coincidence. :) |
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Re: Spot
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Friday, 16th October 2015 @ 03:58:23 AM AEST (User
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The one girl, this blonde who was normal, she was the culprit that brought all the normal people to the house.
She brought shame to the Munster family. On the other side of town little did they know lived, the Adams family.
The little tyke brother in the Monster family, one who Ben Stiller brought back to life, was so much in love with that blonde across town. I think Herman worked in the factory at Ford.
Peace! |
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