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Have you tried our mobile app?
Contributed by
softerware
on
Saturday, 10th October 2015 @ 10:17:43 PM in AEST
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The website clearly said to me;
We're user friendly as can be!
"Join! Login! Sign up! It’s free!
Don’t wait! Try now! Download! You’ll see!
It’s Fast and Easy! Saves you time!"
3 hours on hold led me to find;
That service is a loop that sends;
You right back to the start again.
And should you reach a human type;
Prepare yourself for scripted hype.
"We are just a click away!
Here to help you every day!
Our response time simply rocks;'
(Ask their programmed answer box)!
Before you call us read our FAQs";
(200 pages, answers that;
Are meant to stop us in our tracks;
Turn us round and send us back)!
"Call our number- wait toll free";
We’ll play commercials endlessly!
To route you where you need to go;
There are a few things they must know!
Like what’s your mother’s maiden name?
Is your social still the same?
Do you own or rent and why?
Then the disconnect …goodbye!
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This morning they returned my call;
(At 3 AM from South Napal).
I pinched my nose, and read them thus:
“Welcome to the House of Us.
To speak to me press 17;
For my wife, press BEAUTY QUEEN
Pressing WOOF will get our dog;
He prefers you use our blog.
We are having long wait times:
Press the star for nursery rhymes.
Our menu’s changed; press three for “Really?”
Four connects you in Swahili.
All donations press two -three:
We gladly take your charity.
Please make note if taking surveys;
We have no opinions Thursdays.
Returning calls is our delight;
What time will you be home tonight?
To hear our menu one more time;
please deposit your last dime.
You missed our sign--we're closed for fun.
Stand by, connecting 9-1-1.
Copyright ©
softerware
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2015-10-10 22:17:43]
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Re: Have you tried our mobile app?
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by JamesStockdale on
Saturday, 10th October 2015 @ 11:08:19 PM AEST
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OMG this was fabulous my friend.
You brought the valley boy out of this old fool.
LOL. It was really superb. How do you think all of this up. Not one second was boring.
I live in the mail order world and yes you are absolutely correct about service. I supply great service myself but it's rarely appreciated and I must admit, people today are annoying and very selfish and it's a me-me world.
However what a splendid poem, smiles.......
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Re: Have you tried our mobile app?
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 11th October 2015 @ 01:37:37 AM AEST
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The good is so good, you have to wait, wait, wait, for it,
alright alright alright, it's a bad actor, a car commercial
an app you can take wherever you may go.
It's a mobile app, I picture a nice lady with a tray
of appetizers walking around with an unbelievable polite smile on her face,
here, have some she says, wow, that's really damn good goat cheese, you say, and you're so mobile
It's absolutely unbelievable, free food!!!
or not.
Good one!
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Re: Have you tried our mobile app?
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 13th October 2015 @ 02:21:03 AM AEST
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Let's see, some familiarity.
Maybe it's AT&T?
No, I'm thinking Virgin Mobile.
They suck like a fire in the hole!
Wouldn't we all love to turn the tables on these voice bots! I'm glad to see this poem was able to.
Love it!
Thank you!!!
Tim |
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Re: Have you tried our mobile app?
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by Puppy_dog_eyes on
Friday, 16th October 2015 @ 06:43:25 PM AEST
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I'm not sure if if was all the more funny because I've had such a bad day or it was simply damn funny but it made me laugh all the same.
That's one in the eye for all the automatons out there answering our calls.......if only we really could give it back to them that way!!
If might catch on!!
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Re: Have you tried our mobile app?
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by Invierno on
Friday, 16th October 2015 @ 06:51:24 PM AEST
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So true...so true. this world is becoming a theatre of deceit. Thank you for putting words to what we all feel.
Invierno |
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