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To The Moon
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 23rd July 2015 @ 02:07:40 PM in AEST
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My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle.
When he blasted off, I wet my pants and was standing in my pee puddle.
A con man sold him some property on the Moon.
He wanted to live there and become a pioneer like Daniel Boone.
I tried my best to talk him out of going there but he was determined to leave.
But he forgot that the Moon has no oxygen and he was not able to breathe.
When he landed his space shuttle, he regretted his trip and he regretted it soon.
Less than five minutes later, my Cousin became the first corpse on the Moon.
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2015-07-23 14:07:40]
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Re: To The Moon
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by speedy on
Friday, 24th July 2015 @ 08:34:44 PM AEST
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Good write.
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Re: To The Moon
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 25th July 2015 @ 09:26:44 PM AEST
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Good one!
You should write more like this
I like the odd simple that is obviously not true
And the dry wit used in the beginning
Stating that it was fiction made me chuckle to myself
Peace!
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