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Old Betsy
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Saturday, 30th May 2015 @ 04:05:39 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank.
When people try to steal my money, they learn that Old Betsy isn't filled with blanks.
People break into my house but they end up not leaving.
Because of Old Betsy, the damn thieves stop breathing.
The crooks think they're intelligent, they think they're pretty sharp.
But thanks to Old Betsy, a lot of them wind up playing harps.
A lot of people have tried to steal my money but they failed.
If you try to rob me, you'll get a taste of Old Betsy as well.
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Re: Old Betsy
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Saturday, 30th May 2015 @ 09:23:08 PM AEST (User
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I'm anti-gun, but also anti-crime. It is morally incomprehensible how someone would invade another persons home to steal. I have a bat, and I use to have a great batting average at that. If the invader has a gun and they are willing to use it however, the old bat might not be as good as that gun but I'll swing it if I got to anyhow.
Least I won't be shooting nobody by accident.
No it isn't because I'm afraid of getting shot that I don't steal, no it's because I wouldn't want someone doing the same to me.
Peace! |
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