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More Than A Double Whammy
Contributed by
fredmonte101
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Thursday, 4th December 2014 @ 09:52:23 AM in AEST
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More Than A Double Whammy by Fred M, Lassonde
While going to the garbage one day
Just a singing all along the way
I ran smack into a smelly friend
You may already know how this will end
Well anyway the greeting that I got
Was a smelly one Oh what rot
For my little friend did expose his fanny
Not just him but the family and granny
Now I tell you that did stink, no bunk
For I ran into friendly fire, every Skunk
Not just one or two or three or four
Many a Skunk, stunk like a lot more
No matter how many there was
Stunk quite bad and all because
I done got more than a Double whammy
To clean me took soap, water and a Chamois
So goes my stinky story of further adventures
One to remember as I clean my dentures
Many a day, since then, has passed me by
Yet I always remember, I wonder why?
©Fred Monte Lassonde 2014
Copyright ©
fredmonte101
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2014-12-04 09:52:23]
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Re: More Than A Double Whammy
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by kmec1990 on
Sunday, 7th December 2014 @ 10:47:02 AM AEST
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I enjoyed this, thanks for the giggle
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Re: More Than A Double Whammy
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by Pogivic on
Friday, 13th March 2015 @ 11:57:53 AM AEST
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| Like the way you describe your experience. One skunk is sometimes two many I think you hit the jackpot. |
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