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From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude
Contributed by
Beyfoxman5
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Tuesday, 18th November 2014 @ 05:08:49 PM in AEST
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My stomach, for it is a bottomless pit
Yeah I'll eat that, who gives a ####
From the desk of a skinny fat dude
An appetite that rivals a small horse
I can throw peanut butter on pizza, without remorse
From the desk of a skinny fat dude
In spite of all this food, and beer
I turn sideways, and disappear
From the desk of a skinny fat dude
But as soon as I lift my shirt, I'm attacked
At the empty sight of my one pack
From the desk of a skinny fat dude
My muscles have the consistency of wet newspaper
And so, the ladies say, "see you later"
I go to the gym to pump, not to talk
And then a 40 minute run turns into a 20 minute walk
From the desk of a skinny fat dude
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2014-11-18 17:08:49]
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Re: From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude
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by softerware on
Tuesday, 18th November 2014 @ 09:49:43 PM AEST
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This is so fun! Love the repetition, returning to the theme! Peanut butter on pizza, huh? Gotta try that. How do you get it to stick?
My favorite line (image) "At the empty sight of my one pack"..had me in stitches..
Thanks for such an entertaining read. This is better than stand up!
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Re: From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 19th November 2014 @ 01:19:11 AM AEST
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lol...funny! Thanks!
Tim |
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Re: From The Desk of a Skinny Fat Dude
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by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 19th November 2014 @ 01:53:49 PM AEST
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with this title i had to read it! it is so very clever and funny:)
hugs n' love nessa |
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