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Something To Laugh About

Contributed by Blackheart on Tuesday, 22nd July 2014 @ 02:34:05 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Not that anything's changed
My status is still the same
But let's take it back then
Remember back when,
Back when Kaylonnie felt I was too young for her
Back when Leivi & Ingrid asked who I like
Just to say "Ewwww" afterwards because it was one of them
I hope to God Ingrid doesn't remember me...
If she does, that memory will be twice as embarrassing
Back when Glendaly went from dating me to hating me
Don't remember what happened but whatever it was,
At the sound of my name she hated my guts
Back when I thought money could me a girlfriend
Gave Tatyana & Jessica money everyday
Tryna look cool for them but failed anyway
I was a gullible naive lame
Freshman year in high school tryna be popular and achieve a name
Sophomore year back when Sheena dumped me
2 minutes after asking me out
I laughed, dying of humiliation from the inside out
Back when Samantha dumped me a day after asking me out
At least I did better
23 hours, 58 minutes
At least I ain't break my own record...
But these humiliating things I'll always remember...




Copyright © Blackheart ... [ 2014-07-22 02:34:05]
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Re: Something To Laugh About (User Rating: 1 )
by Invierno on Wednesday, 23rd July 2014 @ 08:29:20 AM AEST
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cool poem! I like it, man.

Invierno


Re: Something To Laugh About (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 24th July 2014 @ 06:34:19 PM AEST
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made me smile, i think we all have those moments we'd like a do over, lol,

hugs n' love nessa




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