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Maltese dog point of view.
Contributed by
pooper
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Thursday, 17th April 2014 @ 10:32:32 AM in AEST
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My humans from a Maltese dog point of view.
Whaaaa? He's up again? Darn small bladder iffen ya ask me..Try hitting the bowl this time old timer. Now try sneaking back in here quietly fer a change.
Go ahead flush, don't mind the racket, we'll get back to sleep soon enough. Sigh...
Whaaaa? Askin does I wanna goin ta the yard? Ya nuts? It's like Siberia out there, sub zero...No thanks... not interested, get back in bed give us all a break guy.
Darn, I was so comfortable and dreaming about catching that cat.Sighhhhh...were was I ... Bed's so warm,bet she has the electric blanket on.. Listen to that wind...pretty cool in here too, good thing I can snuggle up to that leg... .Hey what's with that blanket tug...share and share alike homie.
Ah, all snuggled down in their bed.... Comfy cozy..ZzzZz'z's, she sure can cut wood.
He's finished arranging everything..pillow here, cover there, legs everywhere. Ahhh settled down.
Think I heard the neighbor dog??? Nope imagination...
Wind howlin out there.
Hear a plow..bet they fill in my driveway. That happens when I'm not up at the window ready to bark and send them off. Same with those going to my mail boxes, a few barks--- if my humans let me and they jump right back in my car and skedaddle
Know who's boss of this place....they do.
Darn,now I gotta go.
He had to go and put that thought in my head...Maybe I can wait it's so warrrrrrrm here. So cooooollllllld out. Brrrr! Hate the thought.. Nope, gotta go. Been about ten fifteen minutes. Hope someone's gonna hear me jump down. They pretend they don't, but I know they do...
Ok,then I'll just shake my tags...nope, still ZZZZZZZZ'S all around. She probably took a pill, shes snorin up a storm.
Ok then I'll go bang the tags against my water bowl...
Hey guys I'm waiting at the door...anybody...?
Gotta go gotta go gotta..ah sounds like he's up, ...Oh c'mon man put somethin on that's disgustin,cover up yer old and flabby and...sheesh... Ok just open the dang door...yeh no hurry take yer time old felleh I got all day...NOT!
Brrrrr..that's some mean cold..Jest run out find a corner place and... Hey gettin pretty chincy on the length of my cleared path aren't we,
...? Path used to be lot longer...Used to go towards the neighbor too, just a bit of barkin and I get cut off..no path that a way anymore...
Hardly a fresh place...look at that..place cleared fer them birds near as big as mine... ? Cain't figure that out , why do birds need a path from the feeder to the food cans? They don't never use it hardly. They got wings fool! I gotsta walk.
Ok, c'mon, turn tat yard light on, there could be a coyote out here awaiting on dinner, a nice small Maltese ...ah...finally some light.
Gonna go tisaway...no clean corners..that snow is over my head deep. Why'd ya shovel the path this direction, y'all cain't see me..could be a coyotee... Nah, I'd a seen his breath down the corner iffen he be there.
Oh lookieee, nice clean corner...aim and...oopps! wrong leg...turn about, there she be...fire. Dang hardly yellow half ways up. used to be able to getter up higher than that...oh well it is cold...cold effects the equipment..
Let's give a couple of woofs to tell them mutts I'm guarding.. WOOOOOOF! WooooFFFF! That should do it, no talk back,got them buffaloed..
Brrr, lets get back in there..hope he's waiting at the door, but he's probably at his commode again all considered. How come they have that nice warm indoor privy and I gotsta come out here? A dog's life I tell ya. Ok I hear feet...hurry it's cold enough ta freeze 'm off iffen I still haddem...Good doors open..scoot in. Geeze he's ugly...Yeh, he's gotta wipe my feet, that's gettin old. They don't wipe theirs!! Now inta bed...where's my warm spot. Oh yeh..there he goes again, turn off the yard light. Must be terrible ta get old and forgetful..sighhhhhh, Ok back to the cat dream...nite y'all.
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Re: Maltese dog point of view.
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 17th April 2014 @ 06:40:32 PM AEST
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he sounds like a very buzy little fellow lol, a very adorable write, great images, wonderful fun,
woofies, hugs n' love nessa |
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