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dead joe

Contributed by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 16th April 2014 @ 05:55:26 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry










joe loved mable with all his heart,
always catered to her every whim,
from mable joe never wanted to part,
though mable was quite a churlish thing.

every evenings dinner, joe would lovingly cook,
he rubbed mable's shoulders; put salve on her foot,
he brushed her gray hair; but joe's most important job;
morning tea in her hand must early be; or joe was caput.

brewed to perfection everyday of their lives,
first thing crack of dawn, for joe's lovely wife,
not too hot not too cold; just the right amount of honey,
'cause mable meant more to joe then all the worlds money.

joe did not mind if she was callous or flip,
since forty years ago she'd once hurt her hip,
joe loved mable more than all chocolate donuts,
they were a match made in heaven; a perfect fit.

then one day mable called out, ''joe! Joe!! JOE!!!''
''where the Hell is my Tea?! are ya dead joe? i'm thirsty!
where are you? it's daybreak!'' no reply from the other room,
''joe? hello?!'' morning took on precarious gloom.

''well, now you've gone and made me mad,
you are the laziest man a woman ever had,
i'll get my own damn tea from now on you fool!''
feet stomped down the hall.

''well joe, you have up and died for sure,''
mable stated from the kitchen calmly stirring her spoon,
she peeked around the wall, police were dialed; coroner to come,
she sat and smiled; watching them all fuss in the other room.

hours went by; long day turned deep dark night,
people tippy toed around, not to give her a fright,
authorities finally approached her as she sat in her chair,
''we have some bad news mame,'' the coronor says,

''mr. joe died at half past am 5; he is no longer alive.''
she queried, ''and you tell me this now after all day i sat,
while he's poked and measured; you got a smoke from your hat,
i could have told you that hours ago had youse asked-

i knew when that son of a b didn't bring my tea glass!''

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Copyright © ladyfawn ... [ 2014-04-16 17:55:26]
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Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 16th April 2014 @ 06:57:35 PM AEST
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Awe, that was sort of sad. Cute funny yet tinges of sadness because they had to part.

Thank you for an enjoyable read.

Tim


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by RussellReinhardt on Thursday, 17th April 2014 @ 03:16:11 AM AEST
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Hi there

I had such a good laugh with this one. Yes love in a one way street. Grate write

Greetings
Rus


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by dvtpdw on Thursday, 17th April 2014 @ 04:26:55 PM AEST
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A tale that was told in the most amusing, truthful and colorful way. I could see the whole story unfold with each line, and by the end, felt like I lived just down the street. It showed love in its most open form, and selfishness on its downside. I truly enjoyed this - you have an amazing sense of story, and a marvelous way with its words. Great, great write, P


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by Voices-Ghost on Saturday, 19th April 2014 @ 09:02:17 PM AEST
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True love in its finest form....
Through it all he showed his loving devotion...
A love we all look for. :)

A wonderful smile appeared along with the tear as this was read... lol

Keep the ink flowing My friend!

Voices-Ghost


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by northernlights on Monday, 21st April 2014 @ 02:21:02 PM AEST
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There's nothing like a good dose of reality! Made me smile and feel the wonderful warmth of life.


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Monday, 21st April 2014 @ 04:44:32 PM AEST
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Oh Ness....you sure do know how the keep the emotions flowing!! I just loved the way you told this tale. It's sad but with all the humor that made it enjoyable....
Will message you later.....Hugs and Woofies..
Jenni


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by hauntedscorp on Saturday, 26th April 2014 @ 12:50:24 PM AEST
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Haha. Wow! I think Mable wore the pants in that relationship ;) It sure sounds like ol' Joe was madly in love. The heart wants what it wants!


~Scorp


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by Angelic_Demon on Monday, 26th May 2014 @ 09:37:42 AM AEST
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Bahahahaha. Oh, my goodness. This is so sad but so funny at the same time.


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by colinb on Monday, 2nd June 2014 @ 01:43:24 AM AEST
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you sent my emotions on a ride


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by colinb on Friday, 4th July 2014 @ 03:46:27 PM AEST
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Thankyou Nessa for putting a smile on my face


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by Beyfoxman5 on Saturday, 29th November 2014 @ 11:39:34 AM AEST
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It seems like the small things have the most lasting impact. Doggone tea!

Best,

Fox


Re: dead joe (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Monday, 16th March 2015 @ 09:27:51 PM AEST
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I know a few like this.
What a great read indeed!




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