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My Darling Mechanic..
Contributed by
softerware
on
Wednesday, 18th December 2013 @ 07:48:49 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Off to Dorman’s Tire I limped; to get my wheels aligned;
What I found was not exactly what I had in mind!
Shoulders like a mountain; eyes like liquid ink;
I felt frozen in his gaze; (my mouth stayed closed… I think!)
God, his smile could melt iron ore; His laughter made me tingle;
His arms were strong, his hands were sure;
I hope to hell he’s single!
Food! That’s it! I’ll throw a pot roast!
(Whoa there girl, calm down!)
Keep your foot down in the brake;
He’s slowly turning round…
He’s tapping at the window;
(His mouth looks soft and wet)
And I can’t find a pencil, or my lighted cigarette!
Don’t wink and smile! (What IS my name?)
Is this car in reverse?
“Sure, call me sometime.” (How’d that sound?)
Now get me to a hearse…
My blood is up, my face is hot; I’m just a total wreck!
If you bend over in those jeans, I’m gonna wrench my neck!
How can your voice be bedroomy, when you are solid as a tree?
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Whoever wants a plaster cast, just TOUCH that phone til midnight’s passed!
Oh well, it’s getting later now;
I guess he won’t call anyhow…
What’s that you say? A call? for ME?
Does it sound like ecstacy?
(start of brand new fantasy..)
Copyright ©
softerware
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2013-12-18 19:48:49] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: My Darling Mechanic..
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 18th December 2013 @ 08:40:09 PM AEST (User
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Heeheehee...fah-nee!!
Adventures in Daydreaming! |
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Re: My Darling Mechanic..
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Thursday, 19th December 2013 @ 09:59:08 PM AEST (User
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Great work and I have no problem understanding it
(start of brand new fantasy..
Says it all.
Smiles, blessings, happy fantasy,
emy |
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Re: My Darling Mechanic..
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 14th May 2014 @ 08:10:24 PM AEST (User
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ha! ha! omg! you dear poet are the queen of
funny!!! what really cracks me up is i can see you
doing it all, says a lot about your exquisite
imagery!!
hugs n' love nessa |
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