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Best defence class 101

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Saturday, 5th October 2013 @ 06:07:16 AM in AEST
Topic: abstract



Best defence class 101

The best defence is a crazy one
Would an attacker, attack a nut, no
So in a darkened alley, go mental
If followed home, go all Gollum
The nuttier the better, the safer you’ll be

Talk to yourself
Point to an imaginary friend
Send your attacker around the bend
Think nutty, go gimp, go Chunk

I’ll go rob or murder another, they will think
And leave you the freak alone
Thinking that dude is dangerous
That girl is a psycho
Get on their bike and go

The best defence is a nutty one
Be safe, go crazy stupid

By banjosandwitch 04/10/13




Copyright © banjosandwitch ... [ 2013-10-05 06:07:16]
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Re: Best defence class 101 (User Rating: 1 )
by dvtpdw on Saturday, 5th October 2013 @ 09:12:23 PM AEST
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Crazy be the one that reality dares the most. As always, you take the reader to a alternate reality. Nice write, P


Re: Best defence class 101 (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 5th October 2013 @ 11:10:20 PM AEST
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We think it has been tried, many, many times...
They all said, or didn't have clear cut evidence to the contrary, or maybe did. But you don't, or do, along with a whole kit and caboodle of other stranger enough stories or reality.
A mental on the mantle. Stick with crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy... you must insist. Eventually you believe, but they do not. Your stamped paranoid schizoid what a blueprint for a blameless crime in a strange enough world indeed. Ain't we all just doin time?


Peace!


Re: Best defence class 101 (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 5th October 2013 @ 11:37:56 PM AEST
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Funky!




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