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Singles
Contributed by
softerware
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Sunday, 20th January 2013 @ 12:15:04 AM in AEST
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Singles are so shallow I hear the marrieds say.
They all look out for number one, and all they do is play.
No one is a stranger; they just "love" everyone!
And unless you're memorable, they'll simply call you "hon".
They never save their money;
They all sleep in the nude!
They'd rather have their hair done than a freezer full of food!
They're deadly on cholesterol;
they never watch TV;
They sleep with perfect strangers;
They live on celery!
They all have pocket address books;
They're all age twenty-nine;
They live in beige apartments;
They fit in Calvin Kleins!
They worship tans and spoil their cats;
They meet in bars and laundramats!
They all resemble centerfolds; and none of them are growing old!
Singles are so shallow I hear the marrieds say,
Remembering the children that we were just yesterday.
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Re: Singles
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by Maylaur on
Friday, 22nd March 2013 @ 02:12:38 PM AEST
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I remember those days of little worry and much fun! I miss them, but I wouldn't give up my family to go back ever!
Good write. :) |
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Re: Singles
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th May 2014 @ 12:44:15 AM AEST
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| Heeheehee, dat fah-nee. I was single the first six years of the nineties. (Should have stayed that way) |
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Re: Singles
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by JamesStockdale on
Thursday, 15th December 2016 @ 06:04:06 PM AEST
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This was so true it was funny. Well true to these eyes. I enjoyed this as I sat in my robe with all of my lotions and potions ;)
James |
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