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Jake
Contributed by
Whiskurz
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Tuesday, 1st January 2013 @ 09:50:42 AM in AEST
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Now I know you've heard the stories
About those animals who are smart
But here's a tale of a dog named Jake
Who was a genius right from the start
Now, this dog could do anything
He could even add and subtract
He even starred in a broadway play
And, man, that dog could act
Now nobody ever had to feed him
For he was even a gourmet chef
Did I mention he was a teacher?
He taught sign language to the deaf
Now Jake was not an ordinary dog
He remembers everything he sees
For he has a photographic memory
And even knows the names of his fleas
He wouldn't just bring your slippers
He would put them on your feet
That dog would even remember to flush
And put down the toilet seat
Jake even took the children to school
And stayed with them all day long
He heard every word the teacher said
And corrected her when she was wrong
Now you probably think I made this up
And everything I've told you is fake
But I'll bet you'll be surprised to know
That this poem was written by Jake
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Whiskurz
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Re: Jake
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 1st January 2013 @ 10:02:25 AM AEST
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Heeheehee...thank you.  |
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Re: Jake
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by dvtpdw on
Tuesday, 1st January 2013 @ 01:44:58 PM AEST
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| Marvelous, applaud!!! Made me giggle and laugh. What a great write for the new year! Love it - wonderous as usual. Thank you for sharing, P |
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Re: Jake
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 1st January 2013 @ 07:51:03 PM AEST
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| funny and interesting |
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