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The perfect stocking filler
Contributed by
banjosandwitch
on
Friday, 16th November 2012 @ 08:15:01 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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The perfect stocking filler
Hello, old friend, it’s Christmas once again
This year you’ve hardly been around
You never call, we never face book chat
But it is Christmas time now, forgive and forget, bar humbug
I thought I’d get you something cool
Something that represents out friendship
I found it in Banjosandwitch’s gift catalogue
The gift for slackers never around
As useful as you’ve been to me this year
A gift to say, I can’t be assed
Your Christmas chocolate butt plug is on its way
To the *****tiest friend in the world today
Merry Christmas *****!
Please feel free to send this poem to any friend who you think would love a chocolate butt plug from Banjosandwitch’s Christmas Catalogue, lol
By banjosandwitch 16/11/12
Copyright ©
banjosandwitch
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2012-11-16 08:15:01] (Date/Time posted on
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