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Impossible to Believe
Contributed by
Ensis718
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Saturday, 11th August 2012 @ 04:40:03 PM in AEST
Topic:
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It's impossible to believe I was a cat.
(I don't leave any paw prints on my mat.)
It's impossible to believe I could wheeze.
(I've yet to run out of breath.)
It's impossible to believe I could fly.
(Else I'd be arrested by now.)
It's impossible to believe I was alone.
(People surrounded me everywhere I go.)
It's impossible to believe I could lie.
(I was raised in a Catholic household...)
There are a lot of things I believe are impossible.
But you must be wondering about what I believe ARE possible, right?
I believe that cats can talk.
(The TV said so!)
I believe that boats can fly.
(They made an airplane do it!)
I believe that water can roar.
(The waves of the ocean can be so loud!)
I believe that porcupines are cuddly.
(You just have to pluck away the spines.)
I believe that I'm funny.
(I've seen my mother laugh several times.)
See, there are things that I believe.
Wait–What?
No, I am not CRAZY!
YOU are for believing whatever I said just now!
Now THAT is something impossible to believe.
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Ensis718
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Re: Impossible to Believe
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by dvtpdw on
Saturday, 11th August 2012 @ 05:30:26 PM AEST
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| I like this! You caught my attention and carried my smile to the end. Great write. Thank you for sharing, P. |
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Re: Impossible to Believe
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 11th August 2012 @ 08:41:01 PM AEST
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It is whimsical and funny and you do got a sense of humor. It's kind of, in comparison, like Steve Martin. Remember, not sure if you do, the eighties, where he published a book of his personal musings. You know, something like, if you want to feel funny it's not a bad idea to put a slice of bologna in each shoe.
I like it because if you got a sense of humor you do remove a lot of stress and actually make others at ease and more likely to think.
Thanks a lot - it's really nifty, so to speak!
Peace! |
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Re: Impossible to Believe
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 12th August 2012 @ 03:23:41 AM AEST
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| This is such a light-hearted and enjoyable read! :) Good job! |
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Re: Impossible to Believe
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by Stalkee on
Monday, 13th August 2012 @ 12:44:30 AM AEST
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| You certainly put a much needed grin on my face. And I thank you for that! I appreciate anyone that can write humorous poetry - it has never been my strong point. |
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