The Lands Of Old
Contributed by
JIashiBoy
on
Monday, 7th May 2012 @ 08:14:02 AM in AEST
Topic:
DarkPoetry
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The forests of Galiggar I came from,
just a normal boy, I was,
but I didn’t know about my powers.
Raised on the name of Josh,
I thought that name was a bit Posh,
so I changed it, to Izobeli, king of the people
and out of the forest I went, to the
smell of adventure that damn adventure.
Then I went to the plains of Ihuh,
where there was a mighty beast,
with black teeth, that beast.
So what I did was so cool,
I stabbed him with my big man sword,
and the blood went in my eye,
and I went on with my quest.
My awesomely awesome quest.
I went to the cavern of Tunici,
where the golden balls of Picky roamed,
free as a piece of hair, in the wind.
There was like twelve demons, so
I told them to go away.
They were all to scared of my awesomely awesome man bulge,
So they all went back to their evil home, I really laughed.
So then the last enemy was there, I was pretty happy with myself.
So I stabbed him in the cheek, his big claw got in the way so,
I stabbed him in the nuts, I guess it worked really well.
His nuts started to bleed like hell, from which he came.
The dark lord was still looking for me, so I had to bust this joint.
Then I saw my hand, I had the mark of the dragon, my god
I said to myself and I realised my destiny, I was to
fight the evil dark lord on top off my dragon which was awesome.
I needed to find a dragon now, which was a pretty easy task for a dragon master.
Setting out to the secret fountain I went, then I saw the egg. Waiting for me.
I was so excited for it to hatch, I sat on it, it went up my anus. But I didn’t care.
When It was in my anus, It started to hatch, so I had to give birth to it.
it was painful and my anus ripped, but then I had my new baby dragon.
His name was Galbazoratos, he told me telepathically, and I was his master.
He was very nice, with nice orange scales and stuff.
His private parts were smelly, but I didn’t smell them much.
So then he grew up kinda quickly, he began flying very high, and I was pretty Scared at First,
But In the end, he became very easy to fly, his wings were very big and the dark lord was gonna die.
But first, I had to settle some business with my princess and prince, they were very horny.
I went to the caste, and found their bedroom. They were very very happy to see me and my new dragon.
We began to make love, soft and slow, their heads cascading into my penis, it felt nice.
My hero sperm destroyed them, and got the princess pregnant. My son was to be the next king.
So then me and the princess killed the prince, the first in line to be king. So the princess would be,
the queen of the land. And then my son was to be the first in line for the thrown.
So then I went to be a hero something else, she was gonna give birth in a month.
So then I decided to kill the dark lord in time for the birth of my son. How cool I said in a cool voice.
I went to the dark lands of Ninny, where he was waiting. The battle was going to be bloody.
So I called him the human tampon. That really ***** him off for some reason.
I attacked first, with my awesome sword powers, and he got hurt.
So he attacked me with his dark attacks, he was very powerful, so very powerful.
The battle lasted for eight days and eight nights, he was nearly gonna defeat me, so I thought of a thing.
My little baby, how cute he was gonna be, and awesome. That saved me, and I stabbed him with,
my big man sword again. He died and the battle was won, by me and he was scared.
Then, once I had won, my son was nearly born. I couldn’t wait, my princess came to me.
The battle had hurt my soul, but I was now prince of the land cause I was so damn awesome.
She gave birth, and my son was so pretty, so ***** pretty. Me and her had violent celebration sex.
It was damn saucy if you get what I mean. Then my baby grew up into a man.
He had a dragon as well and became king. But he became to powerful, so I killed him.
On that dark night, his and my life, snuffed by me. The tragedy of him, and me.
Our names written in stone until the end of time. The two heroes of the land.
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JIashiBoy
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2012-05-07 08:14:02]
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