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I
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Saturday, 14th April 2012 @ 12:28:40 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I am wasted down to skin and bones
But what keeps it all together?
It’s one hundred pounds of extra fat,
So I stay warm in all cool weather.
I’m as young as I have ever been
During this moment in space and time.
But if I lived over in Australia,
I’d be a day older and that’s not fine.
I asked a beauty to prove she was a woman.
And she started to lift her skirt.
I said “no no no, won’t you open your mouth,
And nag me till I leave for work?”
I truly believe the verse above
Won’t be laughed at by many gals.
But I know I will get some chuckles
At work when I tell my pals.
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robert_edgar_burns
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2012-04-14 12:28:40]
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Re: I
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by thehotshotpoet on
Saturday, 14th April 2012 @ 02:28:59 PM AEST
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you are truly amazing thank you I got my smile I've waited all day for thanks for sharing
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Re: I
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by emystar on
Saturday, 14th April 2012 @ 08:39:56 PM AEST
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Cute.
smiles,
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Re: I
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by sia on
Saturday, 14th April 2012 @ 11:03:56 PM AEST
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| loved it! :) |
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